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Edited by Luke Smith:
12/9/2014 12:21:03 AM
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My wife Threatened me :(
She told me if I stay up tonight to play dark below with my friends she was leaving me.... so I helped her pack her bags lol :)
Edit: Obviously Im joking, she is just as excited for the launch tonight as I am!
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Edited by Sova: 12/9/2014 3:21:42 AMpics of wif then we will decide.
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1 ReplyHow to be able to play anytime you want....... eff the crap out of your wife shell pass out like mine did just now and boom.... game time for the rest of the evening lol. Works every time doesn't matter if she's a gamer or not treat her good shell let you do what you want.
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5 RepliesI'm waiting to get the courage in bed with my girl and say "The nexus, it's opening". Probably be a lot of hand time after that.
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2 RepliesI got into a argument with my girl over destiny. So I go chill on my bed and play Pandora. The first song that comes on is Mr brightside. Then I hear " Destiny is calling me, Open up my eager eyes". Then I crack a big ass smile and go back to the living room and turned the game back on. My girl gives me this mean ass look, I respond with "destiny is calling me".
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22 RepliesEdited by Jango: 12/9/2014 1:10:15 AMHah! You're crushing her! Send her home crying.
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2 RepliesIf this was serious, I would have said exactly this: "Suck my -blam!-ing dick, while I take a shit, plus I think with my dick, so come blow my mind." Blumpkins, no? [spoiler]LOL[/spoiler]
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Wife hates it, but I'm hooked
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3 RepliesI once dated a stripper named Destiny but she never screwed me as much as this game has.
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4 RepliesMy gf stop waxing a while back claiming it's not healthy. I don't need to wait for the DLC to fear the dark below. On the bright side, I have a new source for spinmetal.
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Edited by Shadowsphynx: 12/10/2014 7:20:45 AMMy wife's been asking me if I'm buying the dlc for the past week, and I keep saying "maybe after Christmas". Then I find I'm locked out of weeklies this week and we're broke - she didn't think I'd buy it yet so allocated no money in savings. At least my wife believes me...
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1 Reply'At least its chained up' [spoiler]Jk lol[/spoiler]
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I layed some pipe, told her I'd put the baby to bed, and that she should go to bed early because she looked tired. Worked -blam!-ing flawlessly.
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6 RepliesGet a fat chick and youll live happily ever after
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7 RepliesI just throw a flashlight at mine and say you have succumbed to the oracles. Then she goes away.
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4 RepliesShe'll find ways to survive. They always do.
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Haha I already put in a leave pass - I have a 6 week old baby so I was able to play for a couple of hours :) All good though - its just a game
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1 ReplyNothing worse than the wife's enrage timer hits
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1 ReplyAtta boy
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39 RepliesBetter yet, dismantle her and get your penis back.
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1 ReplyEdited by Terentius: 12/9/2014 10:23:26 AM"You awoken your wife!!"
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My wife gets to play the new DLC while I'm at work til 5. When I get home though, I'm playing god damn it.
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i went to bed early so i would wake up at 4am to play the new DLC. problem is i woke up at 3.30am and thought it was too early and carried on sleeping through till 6.30am. my wife wasn't happy when i told her the real reason for going to bed at 9pm the night before. Oh well!
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1 ReplyMy husband and I play together but he's not as into it as I am! I wish I had to drag him off!!! Instead. He's the one dragging me off ! I can't get enough!
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5 Repliesmy bf went out and bought me a ps4 with destiny...so now we play together. =]
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That's really funny cause when my gf threatens to leave me over destiny. I'm like "really? It's a video game." *pretends to shoot her with fingers* "PEW PEW PEW PEW!"
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If your wives/gf's are that upset with you playing destiny and you continue to play it. That shows either you are a shitty spouse or have a shitty spouse. Just my 2 cents.
