Either A) waking up in the hospital to my mom staring at me after getting alcohol poisoning B) being in a closet in just my boxers with my similarly dressed friend when this girl's mom rips open the door and tells us to get the -blam!- out of her house.....and then going back to get out clothes....and then getting a ride from the mom and stepdad...

Telling a totally hot teacher I love her.

I was in High School and I had a really bad cold. Everyday I had to ask my teacher if I could go to the bathroom to blow my nose, and I would ask about every 15 mins. I was kinda slacking in that class so the teacher kinda didn't like me and me leaving every so often didn't help. Well, One day we have who? The freaking mayor of the town come in to the class to talk about our city. And just as the days before i ask my teacher if i could go to the bathroom to blow my nose. Teacher had enough, and tells me no. I go and silently sit in my desk. ( in the front of the room ) 20 mins into the our guest's presentation, I sneeze. i throw my head down tword my desk as i did it. snot, more than i have ever seen at once covered my desk. for all to see. Right in front of our mayor (who is a cool guy), and in front of my whole class. F*cking Awkward...glad im out of that hell hole...

i just made a thread for banning Elbow Macorani, know they are 6 more on the list