Why she need my help -____- her ability is OP nerf it.
Edit 1: I appreciate all the funny comments thank you guys. Didn't expect this post to boom ha.
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#Destiny
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she was obviously a sex slave to crota, who had his way with her endlessly on a daily basis, ravaging her frail body with his massive arc shielded calcium hardened member. now that she has escaped his green room of pain, she understandably wants revenge, and is willing to use what she learned to pay "favors" to guardians in return for their help.
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Edited by HederaFox: 11/26/2014 4:00:42 PMShe only survived because she was kicked for being a hunter. ;) The rest of the group wiped on Crota after realizing they couldn't cheese him with grenades.
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I wanna know what she ate, thrall medium-rare?
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The main question is why are 6 guardians going in at a time if she knows Crota is there? Just send a team of 50 in there. Let's see how long the Hive last against an army of Gjallahorns!
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[b]Eris:[/b] I've returned, I am the only survivor, I have been hiding in the hive tunnels of the moon. Something went wrong but I can't remember. [b]Speaker:[/b] Silence, still, and the Darkness moves closer. [b]Eris:[/b] why, wait, no the I'm not moving any closer, thank you!! What's that for? [b]Speaker:[/b] Nothing. We will try again. [b]Eris: [/b]Try what again? I told you, what happened in the past between us is gone. [b]Speaker:[/b] But we are stronger now [b]Eris: [/b]Whatever, I'm done, move on. I don't want to remember my past with you? I have a choice! Never-mind, as many of your "new" guardians now realize, choice is an illusion, created between those with power, and those without. Besides, I just don't want to remember what happened with the other guardians? What if it was me, what if I was the one that fired my gjallarhorn in the bubble and killed everyone. [b]Speaker:[/b] ................ [b]Eris:[/b] In my dismay, and guilt, I allowed Crota to capture me and he did unspeakable things with his sword [b]Speaker:[/b] What happened there? Can we use it? [b]Eris:[/b] I said they were unspeakable [b]Speaker:[/b] ....... [b]Eris:[/b]...... [b]Speaker:[/b] Silence; still [b]Eris:[/b]....... [b]Speaker:[/b] And silence still. Nothing but silence. [b]Eris:[/b] Why do you want to know so bad? [b]Speaker:[/b] It's no time for questions. We must be bold! [b]Eris:[/b]....... [b]Speaker:[/b] What happened there? Can we use it? Eris: What's this Randal the Vandal doll for? oh, you want me to show you how he used his sword using the Randal the Vandal doll [b]Speaker:[/b] What happened there? Can we use it? [b]Eris:[/b] well this happened [b]Speaker:[/b] hmm, Perhaps beyond the Jovians? [b]Eris:[/b] What!?! [b]Speaker:[/b] Silence still, and the Darkness moves closer. [b]Eris:[/b] I told you I ain't moving...... perv [b]Speaker:[/b] Something vast is arising before us, or, are we falling towards it? Your mission is vital, Guardian. If you succeed, you will become legend. [b]Eris:[/b] You're not talking me into doing anything and no I'm not falling, and I'm already a legend. It's what got me in this mess to begin with. What are you talking about? [b]Speaker:[/b] It's no time for questions. We must be bold! It is dim, but it can be wielded, [i]shaped[/i]. [b]Eris:[/b] o....k...... [b]Speaker:[/b] Something powerful is down there. I can feel it [b]Eris: [/b]ew...... and you're the only one that's gonna feel it [b]Speaker:[/b] We cannot give up hope. [b]Eris:[/b] Look,I'm not sure what all this is but all I want to do is stand up in your tower, release a few bounties to get your "new" guardians to complete, and hopefully they will never question why I'm the only survivor of a failed mission that I am now sending them on to complete. So you can stop whatever this is. [b]Speaker:[/b] The Darkness is coming back. We will not survive it this time. [b]Eris:[/b] Exactly, so is that a yes? I want be able to move in on December 9th though [b]Speaker:[/b] What ever hides in plain sight is making its own plans [b]Eris:[/b] That's what I'm talking bout. Oops, I just... accidentally...... dropped the Randal the Vandal doll off the side of the Tower [b]Speaker:[/b] I thought? No, no! [b]Eris:[/b] aww, he had a misadventure [b]Speaker:[/b] There must be a way to find it, to bring it back. [b]Eris:[/b] Later Speaky, I'm moving in on the 9th. See ya around. ...... [b]Speaker:[/b] (Something powerful is down there. I can feel it)
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Lol bro. It said she hid down there for years. I'd rather had died then love down there for years.
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Quite sure she's a level 29 that couldn't find a raid team and therefor just followed them in only to find no enemies
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It's a chick oO holy crap
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I'd explore her...[spoiler]Dark Below[/spoiler]
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If she survived down there then it's easy
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what I want to know is she still a guardian? if the answer is no then why does it look as tho she has succumbed to the darkness, but yet still fights for the Traveller.
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She got carried then when she made it to the first boss she left since she couldnt handle it
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Ok, here's my side of the story: We got into an argument over making our relationship public, she was scared that her Guardian family would never accept our union. Things got a bit heated and she invited her 5 siblings to come over and push me around. I had to lay the smack down on them but being a gentleman(hive), I let her go. You know how these women are, now she's just out for revenge, which is pretty cold since I even offered to give her half of everything.
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What did she eat? 0_o
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Wait, what class is Eris anyway?
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She Should have just crouched for 3 seconds then run past everything.... Stupid .... I think she liked being trapped down there
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cause he deprived of dick for so long that she needed to come up to the surface and is too busy getting -blam!-ed to do anything
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Edited by Guardian5445: 11/26/2014 11:07:25 AMHave you noticed npc guardians suck? Like that dead one at the beginning of the moon, that's a level 8 mission bruh lol
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Obviously you dont care, Mark.
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If Eris was the daughter of Crota ?
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Idk, I don't think that bit ch can see...
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She looks like a Ritualist to me. Resilient was Xiho.
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She only survive cause she got a Bee error from doing the raid
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None of the guardians survived that raid, all were slaughtered by the darkness. All of the guardians ghost were obliterated, but one survived. The 7th ghost who followed the fireteam out of curiosity. This ghost had not yet found a guardian, and over a period of time in the realms of Crota, re-adjusted his view of light and dark and saw the traveller as the destroyer of worlds, and Crota as the protector. After accepting Crota's gift of dark matter; the ghost and Crota discussed how they could eliminate the traveller. And realised that they would first have to destroy the guardians. As such, Crota mixed the DNA from both himself and a fallen guardian, and the Ghost dutifully revived the guardian in a place where this guardian could escape; with selected memories implanted. Eris would send guardians on quests. The weak ones would be left alone (for the time being), whilst the strongest guardians would be sent to get rid of Crota - unaware, that they too would eventually cease to exist once Crota killed them. As for the weak guardians; when Crota rises, he will ask them to join him. If they refuse, they will be dispensed. Accept, and they will earn the gift of dark matter. [spoiler] And together, Crota and Eris will rule the galaxy as father and daughter... [/spoiler]
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Damn it Bungie fix your game!!! [spoiler]lol I like it all[/spoiler]
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I'd lick that black goo that drips from here eyes. Its my fetish, black eye-goo licking and I can't believe I found a chick that has it. Soul Mate!