>the year is 2030
>wake up at 7:00 am
>my marriage equal is still asleep
>she would be called my wife, but the term was deemed sexist under the extended Hillary Clinton regime
>trans-black son is awake and so is his goatkin boyfriend
>knock on the door
>it's the government aid breakfast, as cooking our own breakfast is rude towards developing countries
>"thanks mistxyr" as i pay him with a $4.20 bill
>get ready to go to work in the equality clinic
>it's shaped like a gladiator arena, where white cis males have to fight african americans to repent for their slavery and oppression
>work until 5pm, leave with $30 in my hands
>get home, and see my college-dropout daughter
>she makes more money than i do, because of the amount of râpe lawsuits she filed during her time in college
>"dad! how could you -blam!-ing forget about me?!"
>"what is it sweetheart? did i forget to put the toilet seat down again?"
>"yes! and now the privilege police are on their way!"
>door gets busted down
>its the fuçking privilege police
>the tackle me down to the ground and pull down my pants
>one officer then takes his nightstick and attaches a phallus extension on the end
>proceeds to shove into my ass
>they flip me onto my back
>four officers grab each arm and leg
>my penis and balls are being beaten by the phallic nightstick
>i sit there in pain, remember how this all started
>it's because i voted for a woman to show others that i was okay with change
>mfw
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This is actually pretty funny XD