[Vote for favorite primary type.] ...alright Guardians. I've been told recently that I have some aggression issues. I've been told that I should seek support from other Guardians in similar situations, and that maybe it will set me at ease and make it easier to resist the urge to tear the legs off of Frames that get in my way in the halls. So I'm going to assume that all of you here were sent here by your allies and factions to deal with your anger as well. Is this going to be group therapy? Sort of. They told me to find topics of common interest. So lets talk guns. [b]CYDONIA AR-3 (UNCOMMON):[/b] The bronze standard in Auto Rifle tech. This weapon is a workhorse in my humble opinion. It's not great at anything. It's good at everything. Only comes with one customization slot and---until the Tower eggheads can figure out how to make customization actually customized---one...random ass targeting assistance mod. Think they're field testing for a better model. Either way, it does its damn job in the Crucible and wouldn't be surprised to see it as a production model. It's not my Arc CASTER or Unwilling Soul but... what is? [b]Echo-33 (RARE):[/b] I nicknamed this thing the Dirty Boy. [i]Dirty Dirty Dirty.[/i] Pulse rifles are pretty much the shittiest shit that was ever shat, until you get that smooth mix of firing rate, impact and recoil management. Diss tells me the barrel floats in smart gel and focused fields or some shit. No idea what that means. I just know that putting three rounds in some jackass using the REGIME is amusing. [b]Red Hand (LEGENDARY):[/b] Hand Cannon. Steady fire, ten rounds. Quick solver of quick problems, and a bit of staying power to boot. The sort of thing we people who negotiate efficiently---with rounds---like to keep in the back pocket. I call it the Dreg Smasher. I call easy kills in Crucible Dregs. I'm making a petition that any time I kill some fool with this tool, every Guardian in that round of Crucible hear's Shaxx' creepy ass left. "Haha, the Crucible is no place for mercy." You know the one. That dude has problems. [b]Hard Light (EXOTIC):[/b] Now I don't even have one of these things. I just want one, and beat the shit out of anyone who has one just on principle. Because I want one. Any jokes about me stealing shit, I will fu--- *deep breath* We don't steal weapons from other Guardians. I wouldn't do that. I'd just beat the shit out of them until they regretted that weapon not being in my very capable hands instead. Hard Light is probably what the Cydonia would be if it wasn't a cheap piece of curiously effective shit. If I hear the word 'Shingen' in this room I swear I'll--- *deep breath* Alright. Discuss, Guardians. Also, ground rules for these 'support meetings'! No direct acts of violence. Threats are cool with me. And no Warlocks. ... Fine, Warlocks are alright. But take those stupid ass robes off. ... Yes I'm aware you're not wearing anything under it Liara, that's why I said it. [b]AND NO FUSION GRENADES IN THE MEETING HA--- [/b]