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11/8/2014 7:22:49 PM
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Class Stereotypes and Why We Hate You

Hunter: You are a Hunter. Brash and flashy. You saw this class and it gave you a bountyhunter-y feel. You obsess over your hood and you would be pissed if your melee didn't involve a knife. You're either dead silent or too damn loud. There's a 60% chance your character is a female because you might be a little sexually confused, but you don't tell anyone that. You insist their hit box is smaller than the male body type as an excuse. You often jump into a horde of enemies with knife drawn, only to be revived by your Titan brethren. You rock the hand cannon, but you can't hit diddly-squat, so you switch to auto rifle when no one is looking. You insist you're precise, but you'd trade your sniper for a shotgun any day. Unless it's icebreaker. That thing is beast. Nothing will stop you from dancing when you capture the flag. Oh yes, you also insist you're the most skillful, but you mash buttons repeatedly, taking out an entire enemy of teams with a lightning blade. But it's okay. You have a cool cape! Does it come in men's sizes? Titan: You are a Titan. Self-reliant and strong. Your lack of personality and overload of testosterone made you pick the armored-warrior class. Your girlfriend is your right hand, and she's jealous of how much attention your enemies face gets with that right hand punch. When the going gets tough, you blame the Hunter for, well, being a Hunter, and blame the Warlock for not being a Titan. You lead your fireteam into the vault like Colonel Custer himself. You ask the Warlocks to push Atehon off, and then complain after the raid about how no one wants to do the raid legitimately. Your IQ is the length of your penis in inches + the amount of days you've spent playing crucible divided by your age. You dominate with your supers in crucible, but you're exotic weaponry is enough to take care of people. Everyone envies your armor, but without shaders, you'd just be another storm trooper. Are the Vex the droids you are looking for? Warlock: You are a Warlock. Powerful and intelligent. You don't go for capes or armor, you want that bathrobe. Your wide range of magical abilities makes your guns look like a pea-shooter, and you complain that's what your gun feels like. You've convinced yourself that you're higher up than the Titan because he's intellectually inferior, and you think the Hunter might be trying to get into your face, so you decide to silently judge them much like a [url=http://www.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godwin%27s_law]-godwinslaw!-[/url] or Simon Cowell. There's a 50% chance your an Exo, and a 50% chance you're a huge geek. You lack the Hunter's bravery to dive into battle and the Titan's bravery to go revive him, so you place it chicken and self revive when necessary. That self revive does come in handy when giving the enemy a free extra kill in the crucible. You're considered a noob for pushing Atehon off the edge, but you must be skillful if it took you 30 damn minutes to finally get it right and push him off. You could be described as that one awkward guy that fantasizes a lot and there's a 19% chance you'd wear a fedora. Nice Warlocks finish last, don't they Neo? BONUS- The Destiny Player: You spent your cold hard (parents cash or child's college money) earnings on this incomplete game, and you're fine with that. You honestly expect to get random exotics, but that won't happen. You either enjoy Peter Dinklage's voice acting or gave this game a 4/10 on gamespot. When you finally do get an exotic you hold it close, and when Xur sells it you cry out loud for it to be nerfed, much like a small child begging for candy in a grocery store. You either enjoy Doritos or don't play this game enough. You think your posts on the forum will actually matter, but only other kids on at 11 PM will care. Thank god this game wasn't rated M right? You were upset by the expansion pack being sold the same day as the game, but you bought it anyways...didn't you squidward? I hope you enjoyed this little joke. Feel free to add your own stereotypes below. Try not to argue too much, remember it's all just a joke. We should all be more comfortable bashing each other's class instead of crying about it on the forums. Thanks for reading!
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  • 'You ask the Warlocks to push Atehon off, and then complain after the raid about how no one wants to do the raid legitimately'. ^So true, well at leats in my raid group anyway.

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  • Simply beautiful =D

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  • Can we reroll your stereotypes? Because they are kind of, well lame.

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    • Can we reroll your stereotypes? Because they are kind of, well lame.

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    • Love it 10/10

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    • My whole Destiny Experience makes sense now. Thank you.

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    • Your stereotypes are a little off; EXO-Hunter-VOC/F19 Scout-Ice Breaker-Swarm/Machine Gun. Don't need a second or third character. Bible Runner

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    • lol pushed atheon of edge without amenterium on my titan your argument is invalid.

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    • im a male hunter that barely uses hand cannons and doesnt care about melee i picked the class because i thought it would be under picked i break the stereotype

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      • Yeah, but my helmet has wings. So there.

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      • That's pretty good. All I can think about with my Hunter is how many enemies I can kill with my knife. Up to 6 throwing knife kills in a row right now.

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      • I see where you're going with this but the entire thing is based on the assumption that there are no female gamers.

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        • You gave me a good laugh man A+

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        • I have an Exo Warlock, Female Hunter, and a Titan that looks like a stormtrooper... I feel violated.

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        • Good star because the Hunter reminds me of my friend so much!

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        • Voidwalk warlock. Nuf said

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          • I take offense to what you've said about Titans. I demand you apologize to me and my fist, you panzy-ass Warlock.

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            • Lol so many hunters in this thread defending themselves. It's jokes guys

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            • lmao....Oh,Thank you,Thank you.

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            • Take it a step further and do each subclass!

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              • Edited by METALmurderer: 11/9/2014 6:43:30 AM
                Male Hunter. I styled him to look like I hope to look in 15-20 years, shoulder length Gray hair and a hard face that shows no emotion unless I wish to (already have all that minus the hair) Female Warlock. Styled to look like my wife, including her (currently) red hair (naturally brown, she can't pick what color she likes) Female Awoken Titan. Looks lime my wife but with purple skin. I dance on the tower and tell my 3 year old "Look! Purple mommy is dancing!" (He actually told my wife "mommy you need to be purple now please", it was quite funny) I play Bladedancer, Sunsinger, and Defender (respectively), and enjoy using parentheses frequently, as well as proper punctuation and grammar in my posts. So damn your stereotypes, and hate away, for it makes me laugh, and I greatly enjoy laughing at internet hate! These aren't the droids you're looking for. Move along. Move along. Edit: I was actually quite disappointed that Dinklebot did not immediately declare himself to be the god of tits and wine, bit I enjoy the game, and despite your trolling, you must too, or you would have moved on to another game and would be trolling another forum. I suggest you re-evaluate your life, and ask yourself "does trolling an internet forum really make good use of the electricity and internet service that my parents work to pay for?" Good day to you, sir (or ma'am), and I hope you find a long, happy life waiting you in the near future!

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                • I realize this is a joke thread so please hold the hate but I think most people choose I female hunter because the male looks horrible the Hunter looks way better as a chick I have a male hunter my buddy has a female even though he's not 20 yet and has no shakers his hunter already looks cooler than mine (I'm half tempted to put my hunters gear in the vault and start a new one as female)

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                  • EVERYONE IS JEALOUS OF MY CAPE!

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                    • Edited by IKrossCONSOLE : 11/9/2014 6:28:29 AM
                      Awesome thread funny stuff! ... I'm not defending just playing along but these are real answers hahahaha I'm a guy who has the character lvl28 WARLOCK human female 😆.... former navy. .bearded motorcycle riding tattooed big ring wearing chain having female character making guy that appreciates awesome satire. Spot on guardian. . I like to watch the female characters walk around and whoooooo wants to hear a guy moan and grunt all day.. not this guy 💃🙋⬅ lol I also have Hunter awoken female lvl23 & yep a titan exo male lvl2........ So I guess I have split personalities. .. that's ok we don't care 🙈🙉🙊

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                    • "You lack the Hunter's bravery to dive into battle and the Titan's bravery to go revive him" Made laugh out loud 😂😂😂

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                    • I main a Warlock. A lot of my friends IRL placed bets that I would start with a Titan but i am more of a space magic kinda guy. I am an ex-serviceman, and am currently working in the defense industry. So I would probably fit your stereotype of the Titan player, except that I am not. Also, I only play female characters. Just because I prefer to look at a chick on screen instead of seeing a dude whenever I am at the tower or viewing a cut scene. So yeah, your stereotypes are not very accurate.

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