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Edited by FalconStrike98: 11/9/2014 5:45:08 PM
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What's the urban definition of your name?

[b]Step 1:[/b] Click the link [b]Step 2:[/b] Search your name/username [b]Step 3:[/b] Pick one of top 3 definitions. [b]Step 4:[/b] Share below. [spoiler]You don't need to share your IRL name if you would like, but at least share its definition.[/spoiler] Let's see if what you find is accurate. If it isn't, at least it's funny. I'll keep my name out of it, but here it is. [quote][u]"Blank"[/u] A person that is the biggest and baddest ninja you will ever meet in your entire life.[/quote] I've decided to add the first definition that actually shows up for my name and is pretty accurate. Self esteem level, [+1] [quote]The kindest and coolest person you will ever know. Known to be loved by all. known for strength and courage.[/quote] [spoiler][b]Edit #1[/b] I'll check back in the morning, but keep them coming. Some of these have provided me a very well needed laugh. Cookies for everyone![/spoiler] [spoiler][b]Edit #2[/b] Back and trying to respond to most, glad for the participation. More cookies for you![/spoiler] [b][u]Edit #3[/u][/b] I realize that step 2 is not possible for some people. If it isn't then try something similar or share something random. [spoiler][b][u]Edit #4[/u][/b] Dang, almost 450 comments! Thanks flood, it may seem like a small amount but it's my best thread so far. :D[/spoiler]

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  • Here's what it says about my name. [spoiler]A very attarctive man who draws alot of attention to girls he loves women and they love him back. he is wonderful in bed and the girls keep coming back. he is very sweet and caring. his smile is like no other and is very unique. he knows how to dress.[/spoiler] No lie. This is what it actually says.

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  • A super sexy boy with an amazing personality. He has many different talents and he lives on making people smile. Many girls drool over him but hes not a player. He lifts every ones spirits and every one adores him for it. Hes cool with the guys and hes just amazing [spoiler]Not even kidding[/spoiler]

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  • A formidable foe to normal people. intelligent, strong forceful. a weird hybrid of a bully and a nerd. As well as the first dictator of the America and king of the new peaceful world. Also known as Timebomb and various other variations including at least TB. I am David. All other David's fall in march as we conquer the world. For a new Earth of peace void of general stupidity. by TkTb November 19, 2006

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  • Thank you

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  • calder is generally a man's name, can be a womans. That means to seek the young grasshopper in the meadow. Calders are usually tall and athletic. Calders also have a good sense of humor. They usually have hairy legs and take a while in the bathrooms. [spoiler]Quite accurate[/spoiler]

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  • Edited by BadDogVII: 11/4/2014 9:38:56 PM
    Johan an asshole,bangs bi***es gets money and doesnt give a f**k about your feelings, says whats on his mind and if you dont like it "f**k it" [i]i cant believe she slept with johan[/i]

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  • Seth The happiest craziest guy

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  • Truly beautiful, both inside and out. She laughs a lot and is always there for you, willing to listen and help. [REDACTED] is someone everyone likes from the beginning. You just have to look at her and you know she's an interesting and friendly person. She's very determined to make the best of her life and is charmingly competitive at certain things. She's great fun to be around and always makes you feel happy. [REDACTED] is the best friend anyone could have. Once you get to know her you hope she'll be your friend forever.

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  • The rest were a little too arrogant for me to post so here the best definition. The real definition of poop. Big, chunky, corny, brown, green, orange, red, bloody, liquidy, smelly, thick stool. I took a huge "my name" today.

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  • My last name "Fountain" is quite amusing. Ranging from sexual intent to coin throwing.

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    • Someone who has achieved mastery of Greatness :3

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    • Holy fuk wat tha fuk wat tha Fukin fuk

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      • Edited by car15: 11/4/2014 8:22:15 PM
        car15: Compact M-16 you use to cap tha nig[b]g[/b]az wit that ya hate

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      • Mine's quite badass. [url=http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel][/url]

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        • Matt-stuff about being an eternal sex god and all this sexual stuff.

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          • Edited by Treebeard: 11/4/2014 7:47:10 PM
            A Sexy Beast with one giant cock. He is funny and loves Boobs. He powers over all chodes! [REDACTED] is not a [REDACTED] if he is gay. Hes a God. and gives the best hugs [i]"OMG that [REDACTED] kid is massive!"[/i] [i]"[REDACTED], you give the best hugs!"[/i] Can't argue with that... EDIT: I pressed random word, and I found this... White hand of Saruman The act of -blam!-ing a girl doggy style then right before ejaculating the man pulls out and spits on the girls back as he ejaculates into his hand. The girl then thinks that he is finished and turns her head around. As this happens the man takes his ejaculation in his hand and puts it on her head as he says, "Send out your Warg riders". Just as Saruman did in Lord of the Rings. "I took my cum and gave that bitch the White Hand of Saruman last night." "Did you tell her to send out the Warg riders?" "Hell yeah."

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            • Charming, courageous, and stunningly handsome; Blake is cursed with being the object of every woman's affection. He is Known for starting and ending wars. Being the most influential man in history, he is hated by a monority of men, but respected by all

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            • Id say pretty spot on.. [URL=http://s42.photobucket.com/user/robertbowdren/media/Screenshot_2014-11-04-12-17-33_zps4resfpqq.png.html][IMG]http://i42.photobucket.com/albums/e306/robertbowdren/Screenshot_2014-11-04-12-17-33_zps4resfpqq.png[/IMG][/URL]

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            • Jack - A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world. If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU. He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him. But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either. Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing. Humbel.Funny. Wont lie. Jack is the sexiest guy Well then....

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            • a extremely hot young woman. very thin, and very curvy. nice hips, ass, and chest. amazing in bed. always excites her partner. the girl next door that every guy wants. Not that close to the mark here, I'm a 35 year old builder...

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            • Edited by Rogue Cashew: 11/4/2014 5:59:11 PM
              Brown hair, green eyes, buff body, that defines a will. total sex on legs im looking for the perfect man , with charm and charisma to match his fine looks! -Will

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              • He is a fun loving guy really funny and can make anyone laugh. He has very good style and always looks handsome. He also always smells really good :) Trufax ;D

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                • [quote]Life its self, also the new god.[/quote] You may all worship me now

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                  • So your name is Sebastian?

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                    • Edited by Deleted235708: 11/4/2014 2:20:17 PM
                      I'm just randomly searching things now: Edger [spoiler]Person who enjoys edging (masturbation technique). Usually does it for at least 3 hours, sometimes having 12 hours or all-day edging session. He is a dedicated edger, he spent all weekend pleasing himself[/spoiler] Edgar(I spelt it wrong the first time XD) [spoiler]Such an amazing friend. He's really confusing at times and hard to understand, but once you get to know the real him you'll understand. He's like a big brother to everyone and is the therapist of the group. But even the guy that helps out the most needs help of his own. Edgar helped me get over the guy who broke my heart, he's a really good friend.[/spoiler] Dragic [spoiler]two double clutch, two handed dunk on someone. getting "dragic-ed" results in a poster being created of you Derrick Rose just dragic-ed that guy...[/spoiler] Conner [spoiler]Badass; Being Magnificent; Certified Gangsta Wow, he is being so Conner right now![/spoiler] Shawn [spoiler]A very sexy, strong, independent man who is also very sensitive. Shawns are usually brunette and very appealing! Damn look at Shawn, too bad hes taken[/spoiler] Alex [spoiler]noun. Someone that is of extreme greatness. Often considered as a god in some religions. Also means cool. Girl: yeah he is sooo Alex[/spoiler] Fredrick [spoiler]an amazing person and friend. you'll never meet a person like him; I promise. he would go out of his way to make you happy and he has a good music taste. he's kind and very cute. gets kind of jealous but who doesn't? bye. I can't really give an example of how perfect he is fredrick[/spoiler] John [spoiler]a very extreamly confusing guy. shows that he has feelings for you sometimes, but then might just randomly stop talking to you at any time. veryy flirtatious. manwhore. willll lead you on. halarious. full of charisma. you have to love him. boys are jealous of him. girls are jealous of the girl he is flirting with at the time.. not persistant. changes moods easily; moody. greatest, most annoying person on the face of this earth..yet i still want to be with him.. "i am soooo confused about what to do about John..he is great..but confusingggg. he constantly makes me sad, angryy, or depressed. its upsetting. is it worth it??"[/spoiler] Flaming Dragon [spoiler]A girl is giving a guy head and the guy blows his load right in her mouth.. After that hit that bitch in the back of the head causing her to choke on the nut and shoot it out of her nose.[/spoiler]

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                      • Don't look up halo ;.,

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