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10/13/2014 3:10:04 AM
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My buttcheeks are desticles

So I was on the toliet doing my thing, when one of my farts sounded like it said "destiny." I wiped and the crap on the paper said "wat class r u going to pleh as?" I looked into my bowl and saw a copy of destiny, with all the other shit that came out of my ass.
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    • "3/10" -Potential GOTY -IGN

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    • Did you spread them for Shrek?

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      • Edited by Turké Timer: 10/13/2014 3:55:56 AM
        What if your eyebrow could time travel? [spoiler]Marty McFly-brow[/spoiler]

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      • Do they spread out for shrek?

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        • Edited by Thanatos: 10/13/2014 5:25:22 PM
          The mods don't like these jokes... Edit: also, come up with your own thread ideas!

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        • Fantastic.... Inb4ban

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        • 10/10 "This made me chuckle"-IGN

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