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Misriah (The Year is 2235)

The year is now 2235, we live on mars after we made earth unstable back in world war 4, we are a thriving and growing civilization on mars now, and we are almost done building FTL warp drives to go even further beyond our boundaries, with more updates to come.... So, what do you do here? What do you want to be? To be known for??? The choice is yours.... UPDATE: We are now the land of misriah! :D UPDATE: We are now funding General Spartans PROJECT:ATHEON, all efforts and supplies for it are on there way. UPDATE :We are currently developing a project which involves extremely high tech armor being built, so recruitment now begins for those who think that they can bare this armor. Extensive and advanced training will be required, but you'll be the finest and most elite force in our military. [b][u]THE ROYAL FAMILY:[/u][/b] Workshopwizard (Emperor) Enderwolf1013 (Empress) AJ 84 (royal martian ambassador) Dire Dragon (Grand Vizier) Dragon Sniper 3 (Royal mercenary and Skilled gunsmith) Noble 6 (guy who "does stuff") Razoron333 (Captain of the Royal Guard) HALOSNIPER (360 no scoper) Axylon (Royal assassin) Facts (Fabio Rank) ADrunkDaedra (Royal Conjurer) I am Legend (Royal Guard) [b][u]HIGH LEVELS:[/u][/b] Fartmonkey (gurgle god) Human24 (head of aerospace engineering) Sgtoceanus(head scientist) DHG Scorpi0n(chemical expert) TheBritishBacön (Head of misriah armory) Grifraff (morbidly obese constable) Neno is drunk (Master Chef) Mechetti (Owner of Iranqia) [b][u]SPECIAL UNITS; ATHEON DIVISION:[/u][/b] SPARTAN A145(General of Special Forces) TameFrog7 (commander) Higgy Doc (Atheon) Raijin Kage VII(Atheon, also in charge of heavy weapons) ARTHMAEL (Atheon) MrBurns (Atheon) Masterlego78 (Atheon) [b][u]SPECIAL UNITS;SIRIUS DIVISION:[/u][/b] TameFrog7 (Sirius Commander/Atheon) TheKnaveofDeath (Frogrenadier) [b][u]SPACE ALPHA FLEET:[/u][/b] Awkward Crying(commander of star fleet/alpha fleet) Cr4sh Dummy (Fighter pilot) Manbeaepig (Fighter pilot) [b][u]SPACE BRAVO FLEET:[/u][/b] TheDesertRanger(Commander of bravo fleet) La Foudre (Lieutenant pewpew) [b][u]FRONTIER RANGERS:[/u][/b] The traveler (General of Rangers) Mcnoob (nomad) The Wanderer(ranger) Ninja raider(ranger) [b][u]EXPLORATION CREW:[/u][/b] Arrowtotheknee8 (head of crew) Rinev Jeqkogo (explorer) Cpt Starflare (explorer) Mrboom16 (explorer) GustavEK12 (explorer) KILLit WITHFire (explorer) [b][u]MIDDLE LEVELS:[/u][/b] A Coke Box (local vendor) Batman (local vigilante) StudyofWumbo (head of school of wumbology) The Wanderer (wanderer) La Foudre (lighting fast psychological complex student) WARJET (local fisherman) GRAVEMIND DOOM (local hero) Menschmaschine (the moon dispensary) Anomandarisrake (botanist and mechanical engineer) Rocketman287 (mysterious stranger....) Trquis (bounty hunter) ChaosMetalDragon (vigilante) Agent Space Wolf (assassin wizard vigilante) Arrowtotheknee8 (leader of exploration crew) Tuckers baby (bounty hunter) Thelonewolf (dip dip potato chip) MR BELOPORTO (Chief burger maker) Currdogg77777 (industrial mechanic) Aristonsparta (trapper) [b][u]THE LOWER LEVELS:[/u][/b] Chakas (Black market king) Muddy armadillo(local nudist and smut shop owner) Mushroomman3rd(farmer specializing in fungis...) Skoobydru (skooma dealer)

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  • <transmission starting...> <K001 log 1 start> I've been fighting those unidentified aliens for hours. I've been shot in the arm, and I'm in cover. Lots of people are dying here, and I'm one of the few who is alive. If anyone is hearing this, send backup on my location. <transmission end>

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    • Edited by Tamedfrog: 9/30/2014 2:30:57 PM
      Can you make me an war commander?

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      • Edited by Tamedfrog: 9/30/2014 2:34:17 PM
        <radio> This is tame to misriah. I am fighting enemy aliens on an unknown planet. Those guys are overwhelming me, I need immediate support! *sets sniped in arm* Goddammit, medi- *transmission lost*

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      • Edited by SgtOceanus: 9/30/2014 5:40:15 PM
        {Log One} The miners at the poles found something amazing today. Apparently they discovered a vehicle dating back to the Old Earth era. It seems to be a rover. On the side there seems to be the word - Curiosity. Seems to be from "NASA", never heard of that country before. I'll report this to the royal family tomorrow morning. {Log Two} I came into the lab today and saw it in ruins. Someone had broken in and stolen the rover. The Emperor was not very happy to hear that. I'm packing up right now, as I'm being sent to the war vessel Athena, they need the new armor to be calibrated. Great. I'm being sent to help some brutish soldiers use the armor that was made to protect, not kill.

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        • If you're the Emperor, what am I?

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          • [INCOMING TRANSMISSION] I've had contact with the Aliens, they keep saying "ayy lmao" while running... [END TRANSMISSION]

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            • The -blam!-, I called bounty hunter [b]way[/b] Trquis!

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              • //MISRIAH M-COM: LOG 20-1600-18// ATHEON I: PLAYBACK BEGIN// Lilith: I guess I'm not needed here anymore. The suit works, shields are online, weapons are... devastating, to put it mildly. It all seems to be coming together. Sanderson: Yes, the suit is almost done. But, to be frank, we wouldn't have been able to finish it without you, Lilith. Lilith: You didn't call me Lilly... Sanderson: Which is why, before you go back to your department, we here at the project wanted to say thank you. Several technicians, scientists, assistants, and engineers all applaud Lilith and two of them even bring out a cake. Lilith: Aww... You guys, thank you. I'll miss you all. It was a dream to work with all of you wonderful people. Except Braun. He can rot in hell for all I care. The gathered crowd laughs at Braun's expense. Then, Sanderson walks over to Lilith and gives her one last hug. Sanderson: I think I speak for us all when I say we'll all miss you, Lilith. But, there is one last thing I wanted to ask before you go... The camera pans over to the completed ATHEON I, it now sports some lightweight, highly damage and heat resistant metal alloy plates in various places all over the suit. The plating is chromed, and the undersuit is a dark greyish black color. The helmet, gloves, and boots are all made from the strongest materials money can buy, with the best advancements to come out of a research institute since the handheld portable laser weapon. Sanderson: Will you marry me? //ATHEON I: LOG PLAYBACK END//

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                • //MISRIAH M-COM: LOG 20-1600-01// ATHEON I: PLAYBACK BEGIN// Sanderson: Alright, just- just uh, aim at the target I guess? A volunteer wearing the suit aims his left wrist, encased completely in the ATHEON I Prototype Powered Assault Armor, at a mock enemy combatant holding a rifle-sized firearm. After confirming a target lock via the suit's HUD, the left wrist mounted Light Anti-Personnel Gun fires a small, about pinky finger sized, beam of energy at the target, proceeding to burn through the target, and ten inches of reinforced metal plating behind it. He then does the same for the right wrist, with the same result. Then he uses both at once. The bolts collide with each other halfway through the target, and unexpectedly explode. Not very powerfully, but it would still be devastating to an organic enemy hit by such an extremely difficult to pull off shot. Sanderson: Dear god... O-okay, um, let's... I uh, guess get you out of that suit and then we'll go from there... //ATHEON I: LOG PLAYBACK END//

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                  • Was this what you guys were babbling about in TFL earlier?

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                    • //MISRIAH M-COM: LOG 20-1598-33// ATHEON I: PLAYBACK BEGIN// As the playback begins, a string of curses and frantic typing can be heard. Lilith: Braun, I will KILL you for setting my work back! Sanderson: What's wrong, Lilly? Lilith: How many times have I told you to stop calling me that? And, I was [i]this[/i] close- Here, she held up her fingers denoting about a centimeter of space Lilith: -from cracking how to create a functional energy shield. Do you know how many calculations and simulations I've had to run? Hundreds! Thousands! It's probably nearing MILLIONS AT THIS POINT, AND THAT AS***** DELETED HALF OF MY WORK AS A PRANK! Sanderson: Oh. I'll... I'll bring it up with the General. He won't tolerate anything like this. Would you like some help, Lilith? I can have Macbeth from Positronics stop by- Lilith: No, it's fine. I'm fine. I just need to run the numbers a- Suddenly, the computer terminal she's working at lights up. They both look closely at it before Lilith screams in success, jumping into the air and hugging a surprised Sanderson tightly, being so caught up in her emotional high, she even kisses him right on the lips. They then separate very quickly and become quite subdued. Lilith: I'll, uh, requisition the components... J-j-just make sure the suit can handle the energy load. Sanderson: Y-yes! Of course. I'll get right on that! //ATHEON I: LOG PLAYBACK END//

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                      • Need anymore people to join?

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                        • Edited by Ender: 9/30/2014 8:03:02 AM
                          As I was walking towards A Coke Box to buy some things for myself I came across a very entertaining sight; The Priest, Fartmonkey, was yelling out his scripture (which was mostly just him gurgling), I saw Batman tackling a martian prostitute tranny, and lastly I saw Muddy Armadillo dancing in the window of his shop butt naked singing something I couldn't make out. Well, I just told myself, this our new normal isn't it?

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                          • I'll be the guy still trying to save the forums.

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                            • May I be the Grand Vizier?

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                              • //MISRIAH M-COM: LOG 20-1598-32// ATHEON I: PLAYBACK RESUME// The suit is put through the wringer, figuratively and literally. It is dumped in pools of highly corrosive acidic substances, set on fire, frozen, put through vacuum-like conditions, and trampled by dozens of different animals and even more strange, possibly esoteric, hazards that could befall the wearer. And it remains unscathed. Sanderson: Okay! That's what we like to see... suit integrity at 99.97%, well within operational safety parameters... An automatic door opens and closes, a female voice can be heard addressing Sanderson. ???: Sanderson, what are you doing in here? It sounds like World-War Five just kicked off... Sanderson: Lilith? Aren't you in weapons? Lilith: I was, up until yesterday. Now I've been assigned to help with this... Atheos? Projects huge demands for some form of energy shielding. You guys do realise we're at least a year from that, right? Sanderson: Crap, I forgot about that... Okay, if we pool our resources I'm sure tha- *Static.* //ATHEON I: LOG PLAYBACK END.// RETURNING TO ROOT COMMAND INTERFACE.//

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                                • UPDATE #2: We finally have a name, given to us by sigma617, it is now misriah, for fitting almost perfectly with this thread with its backstory.

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                                • W00t botanist. *starts growing potatoes*

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                                  • //MISRIAH M-COM: LOG 20-1598-32// ATHEON I: PLAYBACK BEGIN// Sanderson: Alright... we've finished the prototype's armor... we're now going to test it's ability to absorb and distribute incoming kinetic, and thermal, energy trauma. A black suit of unknown material is on a mannequin, in front of a standard ballistics range. Four different sized bullets are fired at the mannequin, in various locations, four different times. The smallest round, the standard 9mm, doesn't penetrate the suit in any of the locations, and bounces off of the material harmlessly. The second smallest, the 5.56mm round, does not penetrate the suit in any of the locations either. The second largest, the 12.7mm round, manages to dent the mannequin, but does not penetrate the suit in any of the locations.The largest round, a full on 50. Caliber round, also does not penetrate the suit, but transfers huge amounts of kinetic-blunt force trauma, cracking the less resistant mannequin underneath severely. This is revealed as some technicians remove the suit, each time, between firing the different rounds. They replace the mannequin with a new one, and put the suit back onto the mannequin. Several different laser weapons are then fired at the mannequin, with no noticeable damage done to the suit. Internal temperature gauges on the suit tag the temperatures of the blasts at five hundred degrees Fahrenheit for the weakest hit, going all the way up to fifty thousand Fahrenheit for the strongest. Thankfully, the mannequin did not melt as horribly as it could have from the extreme heat, thanks to the suits advanced heat dispersal and energy collection technology. Sanderson: Good, good test. Okay everyone... Let's test the resistance to extreme weather next... //ATHEON I: LOG PLAYBACK INTERRUPTED-//ERROR: UNKNOWN USER DETECTED- AUTHORIZATION REQUESTED.// VERIFYING... WELCOME.//

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                                    • Muddy brought his feet down from the desk and walked over to the window, a pale red sunlight entering from outside. He nodded appreciatively; Beautiful days always brought good customers. And this was a beautiful day, full of opportunity, both for himself and the customer... He turned on the shop's holographic signs, written in Galactic Standard and Martian, before returning to the desk, enjoying the breeze as he always did.

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                                      • Edited by CAD1420Z: 9/30/2014 6:45:40 AM
                                        *Finally makes it to the room of the research wing being used for Project: ATHEON, and walks over to an observation window.* How's the initial conceptualization going, Sanderson? Sanderson: So far sir, the specs have been pushed as far as our current level of technological prowess and go, and I must say... The suit terrifies me sir. If we pull this off, we'll have, quite nearly literally, created gods among men, those who wear this armor. Perfect. I want this to go as smoothly as possible, as fast as you can get it done. I am a lenient man, Sanderson. I do, however, expect results. Get it done. *In the room on the other side of the observation window, a black, what appears to be divers suit, sits on a table as advanced nano-circuitry and super materials are fitted, tested, removed, adjusted, refitted, tested again, and finalized for the prototype: ATHEON I.*

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                                        • Muddy put his naked legs up on the front desk, reveling in the success of his business. Ever since the Great War left Earth unstable and uninhabitable, his shop was the only source of... [i]physical delights[/i] left in existence. Working hand in hand with "Mush" the local "herb farmer", they created a pleasure-based economy that had its own impressive share of the Mars Stock Market. He served anyone's needs, even the Martian fetishes that were born shortly after first contact, as well as the Martians themselves. It was a great business, and most people had been a patron of it at some point....

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                                          • Edited by ChaosMetalMarty: 9/30/2014 6:27:20 AM
                                            Scientist/Engeneer/Mercenary

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                                            • Can I pls be a skooma dealer

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                                              • Bounty Hunter, duh!

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                                                • *I get up from my chair and make sure my uniform is in order, then grab the latest files on Project: ATHEON and read up on them while going to the Military Reasearch Wing of the base.* If I have to see another notice on how we're behind schedule for our supplies deliveries, [i]someone[/i] is getting axed...

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