Ok, so I see a LOT of people talking bad about cave farming and how its cheating. When in reality, its the Crpytarch who makes everything worse. I have sense to believe that the Cryptarch is the darkness in disguise, possibly arming his forces with our earned gear. So, I propose a plan to kill him, this is what we need:
-Nutella (9001)
-String (5670)
-Duck Tape (47)
-Taped Ducks (74)
-Ducks Made out of Tape (447)
-Tape made out of Ducks (774)
-And a Kazoo (1)
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I had all 6 Nobel prizes and the Tony for best original score and he gave me greens.
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Edited by Voice of Raisin: 9/22/2014 11:00:28 PMAll I need is a harpoon launcher, a place to attach said harpoon launcher to my jumpship, and an excuse to go to Mars. "Cryptarch, have you been to Mars?" EDIT: He fell off halfway through the trip.
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I propose Bungie patches the game so we can use guns while we're at the tower and allow us to be able to kill the Cryptarch repeatedly. Also allow us to use our melee so we can beat him to death if we so choose. Seriously, you'll definitely increase playership of the game Bungie by doing this.
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I traded 3 legendary Engrams ALL THREE earned me a mote of light or a rare item uhm...............yeah I DO NOT feel bad about farming now
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Edited by Aray0002: 9/22/2014 6:21:06 AMFunny how cryptach. also spells out CRY PATCH or Tchy CRAP
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Umm don't know if this would help but I found a dog who laughs when you miss a shot does that help? Oh and I brought you guys some string. So.... can I help?
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... and that guys leg.
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Lmao great stuff
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Girlfriend (1)
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I have all the Nutella we need! [spoiler]Sorry I ate it...[/spoiler]
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[quote]Ok, so I see a LOT of people talking bad about cave farming and how its cheating. When in reality, its the Crpytarch who makes everything worse. I have sense to believe that the Cryptarch is the darkness in disguise, possibly arming his forces with our earned gear. So, I propose a plan to kill him, this is what we need: -Nutella (9001) -String (5670) -Duck Tape (47) -Taped Ducks (74) -Ducks Made out of Tape (447) -Tape made out of Ducks (774) -And a Kazoo (1) Get Working guardians, the Traveler is counting on you![/quote] I got some used Nutella at 70% use
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dont forget the silly string
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Guardians, we still need to plan our attack!
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I'm working on that tape. It's kinda violent to make tape out of ducks, but I'm evil so everything's cool.
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Edited by Lance: 9/22/2014 12:22:32 AMAre people here really convinced that it's the Cryptarch's fault?
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I had legendary and a blue,legendary gave me a weak sniper and the blue gave me a legendary sniper oh boy cryptarc.
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I hate the cryptarch so much evry legendary engram i gave him he turns it into a low lvl rare item :,( the pain is all to real
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Bungie should make a serious storyline on the cryptach.
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I've got a pistol. Does that help?