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8/29/2014 6:50:36 AM
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Duel is to start! You both are to bring your mascot and I shall choose your weapons!
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The duel is ready to commence. Choose our weapons, Crush. And make haste.
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I choose the platypus, our symbol of conquest.
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Edited by Sir Dempsey IV: 8/29/2014 6:53:06 AMVery well. I choose Napoleon Dynamite, the mystical dancer of the Liger.
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Edited by LoveFroppy: 8/29/2014 6:56:46 AMYou both gain a stick of dynamite, a water gun modified to shoot lava, and a giant shield in the shape of your mascot. PM me the one item you use first
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Very Well.
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Edited by LoveFroppy: 8/29/2014 7:03:04 AMDempsey uses his shield against a gun that sprays lava, the lava melts through his shield and renders it unusable for the next turn. Point 1 to LTazer, Pm me your next weapons. (Best to 3) (Dempsey's shield unavailable for one round)
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Edited by LoveFroppy: 8/29/2014 7:09:01 AMDempsey aims his lava gun at LTazer but LTazers Stick of dynamite is in mid air already, trigger pull or not Dempsey is Royally screwed by dynamite. Point 2 LTazer (all items again available) (PM me your next items)
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LTazer pulls out his shield, now blind to what he expected to be a retaliation in explosions but instead became lava piercing through his shield. Point Dempsey. (LTazers shield unavailable, PM me your next weapons)
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Edited by LoveFroppy: 8/29/2014 7:22:04 AMBoth opponents pull out more sticks of dynamite and detonate all there weapons. Neither gain a point, they both receive gifts from heaven and hell, they gain a Angelic shield, a hellish and long axe, and a short mace titled "shield breaker" (New weapons all available PM me what you use first) LTazer-2 Dempsey-1
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Edited by LoveFroppy: 8/29/2014 7:25:29 AMThe angelic shield is drawn by dempsey and is knocked out of his hands with a surprising force and his face is bashed in by shield breaker. Point LTazer. Winner LTazer.
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LTazer is now gifted the hammer of eternal crushing with his opponent tied down next to the mascot. This hammer is to be used to kill your enemy in this last battle. Describe the gory events below.
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You have won your honor. The platypus has earned it's rank in the Floodian pantheon. Congratulations.
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*firmly grasps hammer with hands* *raises it over head* *brings the hammer down* *Dempsey and Napolean Dynamite's head are mangled beyond recognition, a thousand platypuses feast upon their bones and decorate themselves in with the remains of their enemy*
