1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming
2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe
3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent
4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills
5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP
6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same
7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration
IT'S A SATIRE
Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY
S/O to judawho
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#Destiny
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Go F*** yourself
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Edited by SaferMurderweapon: 8/21/2014 12:59:08 AMThat basically sums it up. Destiny is garbage. [spoiler]You don't understand sarcasm.[/spoiler]
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Nice Troll there looking at the comments you were so convincing that you hit a nerve with more than a few of them
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That was the -blam!-ing beta. It's not the full game. If you don't have to like it, but you don't need to hate about it In public. Keep your hate to yourself.
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Honestly had me till #4 haha.
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I don't know what's better, this post, or the plethora of hilarious responses. You Sir, are a modern day, digital Jeffrey Chaucer.
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Your post made me laugh so hard, you're judging the full game based of a sample. The people on these forums I swear..
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If Destiny is awful then why are you even bothering to go on these forums?
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Shut up you attention whore
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Mmmhhhhmmmm. My stomach hurts.
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Destiny is awesome
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Either play or don't it is your choice. Problem solved.
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Very amusing.
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Oh you
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The reading comprehension of some people is shocking. Mr O.P well played, may you continue in your satirical ways.
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[quote]IT'S A SATIRE: the use of irony, sarcasm, ridicule, or the like, in exposing, denouncing, or deriding vice, folly, etc.[/quote]The fact you had to edit this in goes a long way to show the level of insecurity even fans have towards this games release. Not sure whether to call this massive backfire sad or funny.
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Ahhh we were supposed to read your numbers before casting judgement. Wow, I mean WOW! There are a lot of people with some stupid responses to your post... I would've put the satire thing under spoiler. Rage posters would've came out left and right. Every SINGLE one of them with egg on their face...
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Dude u r such and idiot because if u expect 5 freakin campaign missions to explain the story then there would be no dang story. Also u r dumb because 30fps does not mean shit gaming. Even more so just cause u fought 2 of 4 enemy types does not mean the game sucks. U r and overly critical son of a b****.
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... "BETA"
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For all those who took this seriously... You are IDIOTS!!!
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i'm not going to look at the comments...but i predict lots of people getting trolled
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Obvious troll isn't obvious to some? That or it's too hard to read anything more than a title when your a wooden spoon with opinions...
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Stopped reading at 30fps... lol.
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Trolling 8/10