1. 30 fps automatically means shit teir gaming
2. I played five campaign missions and It didn't explain the entire story of the destiny universe
3. The diversity of loot from level 8 downward is almost non existent
4. No raid matchmaking means I have to use social skills
5. I got killed by stuff so things are OP
6. I only fought the lower tier enemies of 2 of the 4 known enemy races so that means they are all basically the same
7. I only explored one zone so I know destiny's universe is too small to warrant any real exploration
IT'S A SATIRE
Definition of satire: A SUPER SERIOUS STATEMENT MADE BY A COMPLETELY UNBIASED THIRD PARTY
S/O to judawho
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#Destiny
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you do realize that your eye cant see the difference between 30fps and 60fps its a scientific fact
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One more thing to add to your list.... (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻ [spoiler]You don't have a table anymore. [/spoiler]
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I think you forgot the fact that you can't buy different emotes in microtransactions. One dance? Are you kidding me, Bungie?
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And here is our daily satirical post complaining about the same thing, trying to make the same point.
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Edited by Heavens: 8/19/2014 8:39:09 AMPotato
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THE ONLY REASON THIS GAME SUCKS: http://www.timeanddate.com/countdown/party?iso=20140907T18&p0=133&fg1=000&msg=DESTINY&csz=1&swk=1
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Then don't buy it then! (All of these posts are TROLLS)
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The only awful thing about destiny is the waiting period between the beta access and the full release. It is taking sooooo long!!
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You're 100% correct about 30 fps. I wish you were wrong :(
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Trolling... You ain't bout that life. I sense precaution.
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troll right or dont troll at all please....this was just boring :/
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Ironic shitposting is still shitposting.
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^ [spoiler]JK, not mad, but you could improve on the satire ;)[/spoiler]
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Destiny is aweful!....cause I can't Blam-ing play it!
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[spoiler]cool[/spoiler] [spoiler]story[/spoiler] [spoiler]bro[/spoiler] Do us all a favor. Cancel your pre order and go play CoD...
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1/10 fail troll
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Hand cannon needs to be deal wieldable and OP as hell. Because reasons.
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Im getting tired of these threads as well
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Im going to take everything seriously. this is why Bungie should stop development, sell everything off and create a Tofu Hot Dog Stand. called 7 Bites or Less Taking over the World one Hungry Belly at a Time.
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At this rate, Bungie needs to add another option to the report button for trolling...
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Shut up with these stupid post already, it's been done before!
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U do know what a beta is right? Idiots like you ruin good games..
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Edited by KA1M1K4ZE: 8/19/2014 6:23:35 AMPretty sad that OP had to add "It's a satire" to this post
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Topic too OP, must be nerfed.
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Funny how people don't understand that you are being sarcastic. Lol