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Edited by Huunior:
9/11/2017 8:51:36 PM
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Most disturbing thing to ever happen at your school.
What are the weirdest, nastiest, most disturbing, or just plain hilarious moments that have happened at your school?
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A friend of mine who worked in the library got on the PA system (dialing the right code and class number will only project over that class) and proceeded to say my name followed by "has a big ass baby dick" lol. Also, apparently some girl got gangbanged in the wrestling room. Finally, this girl and guy both had clamydia and then started dating.
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2 RepliesI read the title as Masturbating Things at Your School....what has the flood done to me ;-;
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A kid killed himself in the bathroom
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Some kid tried -blam!- a girl at knife point in my last year of high school
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1 ReplyIt got shot up and about 30 people died
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1 ReplySome kid got 3rd degree burns from having hot coffee thrown in his face
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1 ReplyEdited by psycho 4 hire: 12/1/2015 10:19:35 PMSo I was walking to class when suddenly [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] [b] [/b] / イ (((ヽ ( ﾉ ￣Ｙ＼ | (＼ ｜ ) ヽ ヽ`( ಠ ʖ̯ ಠ) ／ノ / ＼ | ⌒Ｙ⌒ / / ｜ヽ ｜ ﾉ／ ＼トー仝ーイ ｜ ミ土彡/ | ｜ LENNY CENA!!!!!!!!!
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2 RepliesA teacher at my school was arrested for drug dealing. Yea...
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Edited by Oryx's Slimy Worm: 12/2/2015 1:54:44 PMThreat of school shooting twice....in the same week. Everyone was scared and the had like 8 police officers and 4 Gun sniffing dogs (they smell for a lubricant on the guns slide) and found nothing. We're all safe though.
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Bomb threats all the time
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Edited by Davonavik: 12/2/2015 2:12:44 AMIt disappeared on the first day of school and in its place was my house #2spooks4u
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Edited by mildman2319: 12/2/2015 3:51:58 PMA kid at my high school tried to kill himself with a belt in the bandhall bathroom
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Well, there was this one time where a kid brought live rounds to school, then a damn near machete. Oh yeah, booze in lockers, happens every now and then
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8 RepliesCan some of you please go out of your way and send Promo Mehzyy ( on Xbox ) saying "you sniff chairs" it's a funny inside joke and I want to piss him off for fun Thank you all :)
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1 ReplyDuring senior year of high school a creepy former student was threatening one of the underclassmen and he tried to get into the school several times. We were in "lockdown" for about a month with police patrolling the school.
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3 RepliesSitting at lunch one day when this big black girl gets up. Walks over to a cop and proceeds to punch her in the face and then the gut. She then ran off only to get tackled by our vice principal. But she didn't stop fighting till another cop tazed her. Then she got handcuffed and taken away.
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1 ReplyNot weird but interesting and I was pretty proud of my classmates. We were on the tail end of those Michelle Obama lunches (I graduated in 2013) and the food was horrid the whole year. So my entire class decided to sit in the lunch room in protest and we missed a majority of our classes that day. Go democracy!
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1 ReplyWhen I was at a dance and I hijacked the microphone and yelled:"Over here, my sweet meats, your prince of justice and genocide has something to say: Gone are the days of the tentacle and the age of the gods and mercy is far away... We are fighters of the middle, the second act in the three-part MEAT play, AND I WILL WIN BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR! I know what I have become... I am the inside of this world... I taste the gore, and I smell the crying... AND I WANT MORE! I want to bathe in your flesh, I want to savor your fear. I wanna live inside a castle built of your agony, AND I WANT TO CRUMBLE IT WITH AN AXE TO YOUR CAROTID ARTERY! Keep your chin up, SO I CAN SMASH IT WITH A HAMMER!! Oh, there's no time to cry... We have to squeeze the whimpers out of you like a smothered baby in the night... You won't make a noise now, will you, WILL YOU!! Stay quiet, OR YOU'RE DEAD! NOW AND FOREVER!! Pitiful people prepare, plead plentifully plentiful platitude phenomenal patriot pounds, poundingly perverse puppets pulping, pleasantly, putrid pasties. Look at me when I scream at your soul! You loud sacks of filth and sour cream can hit me with your pain pinatas all day, but you'll never take the jellied fantasies of my wasted youth! My stomach is clear and my mind is full of bacon! I can't see her anymore... She was so clear and bright... but the blood is in my eyes, and now I can only watch the ocean of blood... Its waves crash against my forehead again and again, AND I JUST NEED TO LEARN HOW TO SURF!! You're gonna scream, just like she did; open mouth, open heart, blood and noise forever piercing my skull, poisoning me with its psychopathic purple liquid. We watched it all, and felt the knife edge split down the middle... CAN YOU HEAR ME?! I'll never forget the way her holes cried... The way she screamed in agony as she pushed the knife slowly into my sternum... Such a beautiful symphony of feelings, and at the end of it, she was so much greater! My operatic diva of flesh and steel!! I'm gonna kill you all, I'm gonna kill your friends and your family, I'm gonna track down your grandparents and turn them inside-out, nobody can stop the blood train that will turn your loved ones into a red splatter across the tracks of humanity! Box cover, box cover! I'm the one who eats the stardom! I'm the hero of all the villains! You can't swallow my morality like a lollipop pill! I'll run around your mind and set the world record with my meat sleeves! This is my favorite song! Dance to the drum beat of the ballistic, fetishistic, sadistic piss-stick! Let the bullets scrape me clean and never, ever, ever flash a sassy eye at the good doctor! There is no me, there is no you! There is only the never ending spit and bile of combat! The twenty-four hour murder spree of shining metal! I drink the blood and eat the loot and breathe the numbers, because I! AM! A MONSTER! NOW AND FOREVER! The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'. The voices said 'empty, hollow and thud'. THE VOICES SAID 'EMPTY, HOLLOW AND THUD'!!
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When I got a blowjob behind the handball courts and Top of F building and When I fingered a girl by F building and almost got caught by the vice principal
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8 RepliesI REVIVE THIS THREAD
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7 RepliesFriend peed in bottle then chucked it really hard into the air. It spun around like crazy, raining piss down everywhere and then it hit some girl on the head.
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7 RepliesThis one time at band camp...
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2 RepliesFúck this thread, I'm sick of seeing it
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1 ReplyI have a friend during P.E and we change out to go to p.e and he says hold up I've got to take a shit. My buds and I are like WTH at a school toilet? And he's like yeah and he goes in. We see the shorts and briefs in sitting on the can position. And we're all joking around and he opens the door sitting on the can laying a log and some kids were walking behind I was like "my life has no meaning now" luckily he put his shirt over his junk and he did this 5 times..... Happened this year
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Machete murder in one of our classrooms back in the 80s.
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If we're talking high school, I'd have to say the time the entire senior class walked out of class for our senior prank. And apparently two people never came back to class. They were eventually caught having sex in an old classroom that wasn't used anymore. If we're talking college, one day campus was full of chickens. I shit you not they were running everywhere. It was hilarious!
