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Edited by Huunior:
9/11/2017 8:51:36 PM
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Most disturbing thing to ever happen at your school.
What are the weirdest, nastiest, most disturbing, or just plain hilarious moments that have happened at your school?
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2 RepliesThis happened junior year. My school has 2 staircases, the main one, and the secret one. It's not even a secret, idk who the hell gave it that name. Basically, we used whichever was closer, and occasionally people made our or gave blowjobs underneath them, but it essentially a normal staircase. Anyways one day after lunch I was gonna go to chemistry, and wanted to take the secret staircase, because it was the closest way to get to that class, but a janitor was standing in front of it, like an usher at a strip club. He said the stairs were closed. I took the main staircase, but the curiosity got the better of me. How can a staircase be closed? They're stairs! Did someone puke on them or something? I had to know. So I went to the floor of my class, walked by the classroom, and went to the entrance on the second floor. Nobody was guarding it. I open the door, look down, and what do I see? The biggest nugget of feces ever produced by a human. I cannot explain how someone can poop out their large intestine, but someone in my school did. There was speculation on who did it, most believed it was that white kid who aspired to be a rapper (we all have one of those, so just picture him), but no one ever knew for sure who shat the massive poop.
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14 RepliesIn third grade, we had pet hermit crabs (we also studied them in science) and one day the teacher decided to show how aggressive they are to each other by halving them fight to the death on the floor. Best part was when one lifted another one up, ripped his arms off, then pounded him into the ground
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Wasnt high school, it was middle school but it was still pretty funny, its long but worth it: Gonna keep names out of this, cuz im not that guy. Anyways, take the top 30 worst, most idiotic kids in your grade, that was my entire 4th period english class. On a daily basis there would be stuff flying across the room, profanity yelled out (and i mean yelled) people mooning the class while the teacher had her back turned, it was bad. Its the end of the school year, so we are pretty rowdy already... And we get a sub. Before class starts, 2 friends (ill call them A and B) find a freakin huge roll of paper towels, A holds the roll while B makes a very large paper towel ball. When they finished the roll the thing was compact and about 3-4 times bigger than an average basketball. Dont ask me how they kept it away from the teacher i still dont know to this day... When class starts, the usual daily basis things happen, erasers, pencils, markers etc fly across the room, words of all colors are shouted, etc. my friend "forgets" what the hall pass is to use th bathroom, so he takes that super heavy 3 hole puncher. He gets maybe 5 steps out and just drops it, hole punches go freakin everywhere (we will call this friend C). At this point, the smallest kid in our grade (friend D, btw he could be a migit or somethin he was pretty small) opens up the window and jumps out. Hes gone. At this point A and B throw the very large paper towel ball across the room, its pretty hilarious seeing soemthing larger than a beach ball being thrown across such a small area. Anyways, someone makes a bad throw and the thing drops in the center of the room. No one wants to pick it up. Sub comes back in and is just complete straight faced when he sees it, he ain't mad or anything. He picks it up puts it in the recycle and walks back out to help C with the hole punches on the floor. B fishes the paper towel ball out of the recycle, and throws it around more... Same thing happens, bad throw, sub walks in. Now hes ticked, like hes about ready to throw someone through the wall. He has a large recycle bin wheeled in, he puts the ball in their and its wheeled away. The sub goes bak outside to help C again, D takes this opportunity to climb back in the classroom through the window. Everyone is back in the classroom, and its just crazy, sub calls in the vice principal. Vice principal tells the sub to have everyone that caused trouble to stand up. I didnt get caught somehow, i honestly cant tell you why i didnt get caught... When the sub stops asking kids to stand, literally 85% of the class is standing up. The vice principal says that everyone who is standing is to come to her office (pretty sure they all got detention, this is like 20+ kids we are talking about) There were literally like 5 kids left in the classroom... It felt so weird. We had like 10 minutes left of class, we never even got to the initial lesson, the sub let us go do whatever we wanted, i ended up just leaving and he didnt even care...
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A kid in the locker room yelled ABC, 123 and his best friend beat the shit out of him because he thought it was a rival gang name
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3 RepliesOne time me and a buddy were in the locker room and we caught a girl giving a bj to a dude. We sat outside the room and made an overly exaggerated sex commentary with Arnold Schwarzenegger voices.
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Some guy stole two whole boxes of pizzas from the Nepal charity fund raising sale. He got caught. 'Nuff said
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8 RepliesEdited by pmbannedIcy: 10/28/2015 10:04:52 PMThere was a party and a girl came out of a room with a guy and her shirt was glowing. Apparently the guy came in her mouth and she like coughed it out onto her shirt. [spoiler]there were blacklights[/spoiler] Edit: this was in a Christian school.
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11 RepliesEdited by Bazooka Tooth: 11/26/2015 7:38:50 AMWell I got suspended yesterday because we were having a serious discussion about ISIS in one lesson and I started suggest names for a band if they had one.... Sorry in advance for this [spoiler]Quran Quran.... Meccadeath.... Bomb Jovi.... The Throwing Stones. There's also a singer there called Sharia Carey. Thanks 4chan.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by NeO SaNdMaN4040: 11/22/2015 10:51:15 AMHere is a good one. So I had started to date a very close friend of mine. We're still going strong to this day. I'll call her K to protect the name. So K and I had only started to really think about sex very early in our relationship because we both felt that we trusted one another more than enough after being best friends for as long as we have. So I bought condoms. We did indeed use them- but what I forgot was an extra in my backpack. I hadn't yet graduated from HS and I was a very paranoid bastard, so I thought I need to get ride of it or some teacher may find it. PE teachers in Cali can be nosy -blam!-ers. Especially to upperclassmen who are in the weight lifting classes (for whatever reason) and so I found the extra by a stroke of luck in a small pocket, and said to my friend "Yo, wanna toss this to see where it lands?" He agrees and we take it out (it was in pretty bad shape, but luckily it didn't leak any Lube into my pack,) and he proceeded to fill it with water and yell out to freshman across the room "Welcome to Roseville High" and tosses it. The poor bastards were running and tripping over Each other to get away. Funniest part? It hit a girl who was a TA for one of the asshole teachers. He laughed. Nothing was ever done about it. The only disturbing part? One kid was beating in the stalls later after class because he was crushing on that same TA. WHILE WE WERE ALL IN THE ROOM.
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Someone burnt the words "SUCK A COCK" into our rival school's football field. Then they salted the entire thing.
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WAY back in like 1st grade, we were walking through the park in town. I was lagging behind everyone because I had stopped to look at something. On a bench, I see a woman and her baby. We all know how people hold their babies, right? Make a cradle with your arms and let the kid just lay back and enjoy life. THIS woman, however, was holding hers just a little lower than her shoulder. I knew that babies got burped, except they usually got burped OVER the shoulder. So, what do you think I did? Simple. I walked up to the nice woman and asked,"What are you doing?", and she replied," I'm feeding him." So, I said,"OK", and ran to meet up with the rest of my class, utterly befuddled by what I had just experienced. THEN, in 6th grade, the teacher rose from his desk and said that he had a VIDEO to show us. You can see where this is going, needless to say, sometime during the viewing I said to myself,"Ohhh." and, thus, the 5-year-mystery was solved.
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This year two kids on crutches got out of class early and -blam!-ed on the stairs or something
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NECRO
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1 ReplyIn 8th grade someone took a dump in the hallway and the teacher in an electric wheelchair drove through it and spread it all the way down the hall. Also apparently at the high school this one kid took an animation class and in it he made his own hentai and masturbated to it under the desk.
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I wont let this thread die.
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3 RepliesSome kid used a teddy bear for masturbation
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2 RepliesSome one talked to me once
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5 RepliesA kid at my school regularly shouts things like "ALLAH AKBAR" or "WATCH OUT IM GONNA BLOW UP" in the hallways but today he's running for school president and I think he's gonna win
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3 RepliesWhen i was younger i was bullied allot so in 8th grade this one kid had been giving me shit all year (I used to be a bitch and I'm a large person). So the last week of school he tried to hit me in the back with a piece of wood in tech class. Needless to say this is when I stopped being a bitch. The wood broke on my back and on piece hit him in the face, I didn't flinch, and he looked like a moron. He didn't like that so a couple days later in gym class he starts giving me shit because I'm a slow runner ( he was a scrawny kid) he finishes running before and is sitting down I see him, think "-blam!- it" start sprinting as fast as I could, finish my last lap and put my momentum into planting my foot firmly in his face. Everyone began clapping, it felt good, he got suspended for the rest of the week, I laughed. People don't give me shit anymore.
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3 RepliesHad a bomb threat in 8th grade, didn't know about it until about 4th hour, when I found a literal pipe bomb sitting in the urinal.
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A guy on a unicycle ran around the hallways on Dr. Sues Day That or The day some guy let out three Pit Bulls during our recess time. We all had to run back in, and watched the dogs roam around the block as the cops tried to catch them.
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Edited by [CuCh] Seagebs: 12/3/2015 3:15:29 AMI approve #Feelthebern
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8 RepliesSome damn fool was "trying" to play tether ball by himself (more like flailing around trying to make people laugh). So like we see him and he does random crap, I don't mind these things most of the time but I started laughed when this ridiculous event happened. So he sees these girls he liked and he was like trying to impress them. So he like try's to spin on the pole (scandalous much at school) and he falls hits the ground and somehow cuts his "masculinity". I have no freakin' idea how you can cut or scrap yourself on a blunt cylindrical object. I took him to the nurse and he was feeling better. Oh also same kid (may I add he has nothing wrong with him like a disability) ran down the hall with a naked Barbie doll. It sounds sorta strange from where you view this but where would a boy find a Barbie doll without having a sister. I mean he wasted his money and Walmart it something but that's his story. This boy also brought a condom to school when he was in 7th grade (we have strict rules so he go whooped immediately). This same child has done more crazy crap so PM me is u would like to know.
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4 RepliesModestly funny thing that happened in 8th grade: All the idiots in my grade were in my english class, im not talking just plain idiots, im talking bring laxatives to school, break computers idiots... Long post, be ready: End of the school year, we are already hyped up, then we get a substitute (i really feel bad for this guy) Friend 1 and friend 2 find a very large roll of paper towels in the corner, 1 decides to hold the roll while 2 makes it into a paper towel ball larger than a freakin beach ball. Ball is hidden under 2's jacket under his desk Class starts, on a regular basis there is spitballs, pencils, erasers you name it flying through the air. Friend 3 asks to use the restroom and 'forgets' what the hall pass is, so he takes the 5lb 3-hole punch paper thing. He gets about 5 steps out and drops it, hole punches are everywhere in the hallway, the substitute goes outside to help him 2 throws the ball around the classroom, Friend 4 (the smallest kid in the school) takes this time to open the window and jump out (this is a one story building, so he didnt die or anythin) Someone throws a bad pass, and this beach-ball sized paper towel ball sits in the middle of the classroom and no one wants to pick it up Sub walks back in, he just stares at it with a blank expression. He just puts it in the recycle and walks out- aint even mad 1 decides to grab it out of there cycle and start throwing it again, sub sees, and now hes pissed. He takes the ball and has it taken to the dumpster. He then walks back outside to help 3. Friend 4 takes this time to come back in the classroom. Sub walks back in and after 40 minutes realizes the class is outta control- calls vice principal VP is all: tell everyone who caused you trouble to stand up. At the end over 80% of the class is standing. VP is like: k, you kids come with me to my office. Literally 5 kids including me (idk how i didnt get caught, dont ask) are left in the classroom, 10 minutes left of class and the sub is all like: you can leave, we had a lesson planned but screw it, no homework Best words ever. I proceeded to be a suck up and thanked the sub and apologized for the classes behavior. Turns out the 80% who left all got afterschool detention for 2 hours. I was never caught for being apart of it
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A friend of mine who worked in the library got on the PA system (dialing the right code and class number will only project over that class) and proceeded to say my name followed by "has a big ass baby dick" lol. Also, apparently some girl got gangbanged in the wrestling room. Finally, this girl and guy both had clamydia and then started dating.
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