Most would probably be: Trainer<name here> has made eye contact and now HAS to fight you. Trainer<name here> sends out "fluffkins" magikarp/bidoof Opponent (unknowingly the next pokemon master and is 10)sends out "BadA**MasterOfAwesomeness" (a mew or some other legendary they caught after hours of getting it down to just 1hp then trying to use thousands of pokeballs of all kinds then caves an uses a masterball) BadA**MasterOfAwesomeness sneezes--> Fluffkins can not stand the awesome power that is in that sneeze and "faints". And now you're going to the pokemon cemetery to visit your dead pokemon but since the kid mugged you after making your pokemon "faint" you have to use your shi**y running shoes because you haven't beaten the right gym which lets you unlock the bike. So while running to the cemetery another trainer sees you and has the urge to battle and your like " I don't have any pokemon" and they're like " then give me all your money" " but I don't gotst no money mister" "then give me your bike" "..no bike either mister, i have running shoes though, you want those?" Then officer Jenny is called down to some farm because your body was found in the Silo and then a whole investigation is done but its stopped because you were a horrible trainer and no one cares because Officer Jenny only likes good trainers. *Disclaimer*: I enjoy the games, this is probably just what would happen