Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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Does this cloth smell like Chloroform to you? This is a gun, outside is my van, get in it. They are the only bad ones I can think of.
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Did you just fart? *Puts on sunglasses* Cause you blew me away. Also... My love for you is like diarrhea... I can't hold it in.
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I'm like a Rubix Cube, the more you play with me, the harder I get.
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Hey there pretty girl, may I touch your boobs?
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I wish I was a toilet so you can sit on me all day everyday
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If you were a booger, you'd be the first one I'd pick.
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"Suck my dick." And that is how I met your mother.
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Hey....
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Hey sexy like a chocolate strawberry
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Are you a pokemon? Because I'd like to throw my balls at you
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Anything ever said to CamCamm... Ever.
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Hey I need your opinion. I'm thinking of luring women to my house with candy and was wondering, which do you prefer? Snickers or skittles?
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bby, can i swing those big bubbles.
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hey bb i herd u like sweg we'll bang, ok?
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I'm a god. *Instant smex*
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Are you in halo too? Because you're on my auto-aim!
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Ey girl, I know the spring constant of my mattress how bouts we go collect some data?
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Me and my ninjas tryna hit it ya bish
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Hey, are you straight?[spoiler]*hugs monkey*[/spoiler]
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Bend over?
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Hey kids wanna see a dead body?!?
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Edited by ShadowKnightMDH: 7/30/2014 12:23:19 AMDid it hurt? When you came kickin and screaming out of the bowls of hell
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Do you know karate because your body is kickin!
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Hey girl...are you a light switch? Because you turn me on...
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"You wanna fu..?" Wait a sec! I did that in college and got laid several times. So I guess that one ain't so bad! Lol