Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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HAI GURL YIU WAN SUM FUK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van
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Roses are red, violets are blue Have sex with me.
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Female Titan (30) needed for hard VOG. Call me :D
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Are you the daughter of Zeus? Because you're electrifying!
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I may not be the best looking guy here, but you arent the best looking grill here and i am the only one that came up to talk to you. How is your relationship with your dad?
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Does this rag smell like chloroform to you? If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? Hello, my bungie.net username is dmbfan09 and I moderate the forums.
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Hey grill did it hurt when you fell from heaven [spoiler]you just called her a demon/succubus[/spoiler]
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im gay
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I can smell you. You smell like cupcakes. I like cupcakes. (Look it up)
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Damn girl are you from Iraq? Because I'd like to see you Baghdad ass up!
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My love for you is like diarrhea, it just won't stop. [spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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Would you like fries with that?
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What I like to do when I go out is: *gaze into their crotch until they get a bit uncomfortable* Right before they say something out of sheer nerves, I cut them off, point at their vagina, and ask in a calm and collective voice "Are you gonna eat that?" It works 0/10 times except this time I said it to a fat girl who wouldn't leave me alone. Right after I said it to her she laughed and grabbed her four other cave troll friends and came back so I could tell "that joke" again. In other words, totally missed out on a FFFFFM orgy. FML
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Are you retarded? Because you seem special to me
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Did you fall from heaven? Because you're horribly disfigured.
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Roses are red violets are Blue My room has a bed just for two
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Hey girl feel this sweater. Do you know what that's made of?[spoiler]boyfriend material[/spoiler]
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Is heaven missing an angel? Cause you've got nice cans!
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Man: Do you like math? Woman: Uhhh, no. Man: Then I will solve the math problem on your phone.
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Aye gurl, you like pop tarts? Good, cause I just popped a boner.
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Aye girl, where are you goin? There's a dark alley, we can walk together(;
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"I liek dat ass"
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Your going out with me or else I'm going to murder your family... ._.
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Homosexuality is a disease! [spoiler]and I've caught it for you[/spoiler] Do you want someone to die? Because I'd kill for you