Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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[quote]Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.[/quote] I'd steal all the chairs in the world, just so you could sit on my face.
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Nice ass, now get in the van
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"Hey girl, is this your place for s3x?"
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Hey did u fall from heaven ..... because your face is really messed up
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"Hey" Gurl-Hi "Do you know how much a polar bear weighs"? Gurl-No I don't "Enough to break the ice", "hi my names -blam!-" Gurl-Haha omg, your so funny lets go fùck [spoiler]outcomes may vary[/spoiler]
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Hey girl are you the Flood? Cause I wanna waste my life on you [spoiler]This sucks. *explodes*[/spoiler]
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One of my friends went up to a girl and said " If I was in Harry Potter I would be in Slytherin so I can Slytherin to your bed" or something like that.
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What's the difference between me and my couch?! ... Dun know what? Well My couch pulls out!
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Wanna smash pissers?
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*seductive face* •Do you have a map? Because I'm lost in your eyes. •you've obi-wandered into my heart. •you make my heart palpatine. •if girls were boogers I'd pick you first.
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Is your dad a baker because you've got some nice buns
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Are you a thread? Cos I want to bump you
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Gurl are you a 6-7 second video, cuz yoo fviiiine
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your eyes are so beautiful... [spoiler]reminds me of your mom's.[/spoiler]
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If I was an astronaut, the first place I'd explore would be Uranus.
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*Randomly walk up to hot, female stranger* You: "Did it hurt?" Girl: "What?" You: "Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" Girl: "-blam!- OFF YOU PRICKHEAD!" You (heartbroken): "What?" Girl: "Sorry babe, I was speaking to my friend. Let's go to bed." You: "Oh yeah!"
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Do you work on a chicken farm? [spoiler]Cuz you sure are good at raising cocks![/spoiler]
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"Excuse me, I think you dropped something. My heart." [spoiler]Now get on your knees and don't stop sucking until I tell you bitch.[/spoiler]
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Man: I HAVE NO CHILDREN Man: *Puts on Shades* Man: Yet Girl: Runs Away
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Are you a drill Sargent, because you have my privates standing in attention
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Are you Medusa, because your making me hard.
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Are you a swimming pool cause I'm gonna drown in that pussy
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Do you like Ramen Noodles, because I'll be ramen you with my noodle.
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Are you a termite, because your going to have a lot of wood in your mouth.
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-hands girl envolope- -girl opens envolope and finds toast- Me: Now we make sweet love. Girl: oh bby
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HAI GURL YIU WAN SUM FUK!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?