Post the worst pickup line you can ever think off... hey girl... I'd like to eat you like last night's supper ._.
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I'm gonna put my penis in you. Now get in the car.
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Here let me clean your seat for you *guy wipes face
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Are you from subway? [spoiler] Because you just gave me a footlong *facepalm*[/spoiler]
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Keep posting :D
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Does this smell like chloroform to you?
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Hey baby are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers. *throws up in the girl's face* [spoiler]I know someone will get this reference[/spoiler]
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I'm no Fred Flintstone but I can make your Bedrock.
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Hey ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) want ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Necrobump
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Are you from heaven? Cuz I got an erection!..........wait
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Ur a grill right? Wanna be my gf?
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This thread!!! Oh my god lol
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>sees post >i cry >iris heart appears >iris heart runs TooMuchDominatrix.exe! >we all cry >whipping commences >more crying because too much dominatrix >iris heart runs lazyfuk.exe! >changes back >we are still crying >cowbells ring Iris Heart in a nutshell This is what i am going to post on any desticle thread, do you approve? [spoiler]not a pickup line btw[/spoiler]
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You are cleverer than a spider
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I'd love to speak French between your legs
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Nice shoes, wanna -blam!-?
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Edited by SuperSaiyanV2: 12/30/2014 4:51:15 PMLet me explore your world. Bby
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Hey girl do you wanna play house? [spoiler]you can be the door and I'll slam you[/spoiler]
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You're hotter than my propane grill
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Are you a mirror?
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A bby want sum fuk
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Are you from Idaho? Because you look like a potato. [spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/spoiler]
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Edited by xV4LxISxL3G3NDx: 8/3/2014 4:41:12 AMYou like pizza? because I want a pizza that ass I'm gonna treat you like my pinky toe I'm gonna bang you on every piece of furniture in my house. If your right leg is Christmas and left leg is thanks giving then can I come over for dinner? Your like history because I'm about to go down on you.