I can write badass, cryptic blog posts, too. I challenge you to a duel--if you win, you keep your job at Bungie. If I win, I keep your job at Bungie.
I already spoke to the top brass, they're on board.
RULES:
1. You don't talk about the Crucible.
2. YOU DON'T TALK ABOUT THE CRUCIBLE.
3. We both write a story about our day, leaving out major spoilers (of course) and dressing up the mundane details in punchy, epic thunder babble, leaving a chem-trail of majestic warrior justice and Exo grease tears in our wake.
4. The community will decide the victor, Caesar-style.
And when I sit down at your desk next Monday, I will salute your contributions to this long campaign by dedicating a deep, thoughtful mail sack question to whatever topic you want to ask me about.
I await your response.
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MY MONEY IS ON DEEJ