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5/19/2014 11:16:27 AM
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Why are Cabal So Fat
It seems so ironic to me that the most advanced military species in this galaxy are so fat.
What puzzles me even more is the fact that in various vidocs you see them running at full pace. O.o
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#Destiny
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Edited by kingofservants: 6/20/2014 4:00:18 AM
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19 RepliesEdited by Astrachalasia: 5/19/2014 9:15:45 PMActually, the Cabal are not a militarized group of soldiers. Sit down, children. It has been said that the Traveler brings good fortune to all races it crosses path with. One of these races was the Cabal, millions of years ago. The Cabal were weak. Depressed. Unfed. The Traveler appeared, saw them, and gave them all food in the form of McDonalds, which gave them their obese shape. They loved the Traveler for this, but it was time for it to move on. It left. The Cabal were enraged, but did not know what to do about it. After the Halo rings were destroyed by John 117's daring escape onto the USS Interprise, a piece of the destroyed ring, called the Seeing Piece, flew through galaxies until landing on the Cabal's homeworld. This seeing piece told them where the Traveler was. Earth. They became mad, made a fearsome army, and set up camp on Mars, in an attempt to destroy humanity. Ovaries.
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1 ReplyEdited by IngloriousWho98: 6/20/2014 2:14:08 AMShhhhhhh Don't call them fat They're sensitive
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Well with those shriveled up hive SOMEBODY has to eat the meat in this family.
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4 RepliesThey look like glorified brutes from Halo.
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1 ReplyThey don't have Weight Watchers at mars...
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[quote]It seems so ironic to me that the most advanced military species in this galaxy are so fat. What puzzles me even more is the fact that in various vidocs you see them running at full pace. O.o[/quote] they're like dr who's series sontarans [url=http://google.com /sontaranlink]
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Talking Bungie, I guess you could think if them as Halo's hunter, but in Destiny form. (Also, not made of masses of worm-like organisms.)
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They aren't fat. They're massive organisms. Like overgrown Gorillas. Gorillas are fast too. And strong. [spoiler]This the best I could do at this hour[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyBone structure
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1 ReplyGod damn it someone already did that.....
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Hey don't judge.
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Its their armor. It is extremely dense amd it even has oil flowing throughout it. The cabal themselves would be muscular i imagine... their stance reminds me of brutes
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1 ReplyCabal so fat, Vex be orbiting them.
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1 ReplyEdited by theterabyter10: 10/27/2017 11:08:34 AM
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2 RepliesCabal so fat when they got hit by a bus they said ''Who threw that skittle at me?''
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2 RepliesBecause their from AMERICA!
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Because you touch yourself at night
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Cause jaba the hutt is their father
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Heavy amor ! Or teu may be a dawf like build ? Hard telling will learn soon ! Be brave
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Cabal so fat when they walk between you and the loading screen the campaign is already over The cabal so fat when they turn around its their birthday Cabal so fat when they walk into the cities on mars they are walk out the back door of charlimagnes vault Cabal so fat falling over is their main attack Cabal so fat they only want the traveller because they thing it's they mama Well that's all I got
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Why is the new godzilla so fat?
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McDonalds
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Put it this way. Look at your average Samoan, do you think they can't run at you at run speed or are not athletic in way? Of course, and to all to thought the answer was yes, you can slap yourselves for being idiots.
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[quote]Why are the Cabal so fat?[/quote] [spoiler]because you touch yourself at night.[/spoiler][u][i][b] family guy references...gotta love 'em.[/b][/i][/u]
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Well they are huge so it kinnda makes sence i guess... :P
