At one point we've all been put to shame by their inadequate timing so tell us you're stories! here's mine..
That moment all guys have nightmares about happened to me. Back in High School as my turn approached for my presentation, I couldn't shake off this rock hard boner, I'm a rocker and wear skinny jeans so you could clearly see this monstrous bulge and it was no roll of quarters. As a notorious trouble maker and my grades dwindling dangerously to an F my teacher got fed up and told me if I didn't go up and present she would fail me :/ you can guess what happened
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Ever have an accidental one that worked out? True story: At a school event that was a sleep over of sorts for ROTC. A cute girl and I were putting away some boxes, when I saw down her shirt. Got rock hard, while wearing sweats. Pitched a major tent. She saw it, no kidding and pulled my sweats down and started to fellate me. My eyes nearly bugged out. We banged right there, and then went about our business like nothing happened. We never spoke about it again, not even to each other.