Star Wars Episode 4.5: The Holiday Christmas Special
After watching two hours of that, I never want to see it again. It is so bad.
That movie was so bad, it makes Episode II look like a masterpiece.
Highlights:
Opening crawl is childish with grammatical errors
"Plot" contradicts opening crawl
First 10 minutes is incomprehensible grunting
Lumpy watches a completely out of place holographic circus
Chewbacca's home has cameras everywhere in the Galaxy
STIR SWISH STIR SWISH SWISH SWISH STIR
1970's technology everywhere; tech that doesn't exist in Star Wars
Random salesman is friend's with Chewie's family
Itchy gets a masturbation machine and tries it out
Stormtroopers don't know how to hold their guns properly
Imperial Guard watches a holographic rock band for a full five minutes on a small display
Star Wars cartoon with a seemingly better story than the special but then stops cold, never explaining anything
Imperial Officer babysits Lumpy and tells him to clean his room
Broken android gives an instructional video that doesn't explain anything. Literally
Reused stock footage from Episode IV
Weird plant man drinks through a hole in his head
Mos Eisly Cantina breaks out into song and the bartender dances with Greedo (who is somehow back from the dead)
Final fight is a Stormtrooper tripping and falling to his death
Luke & Leia magically appear on Kashyyyk
Leia sings a song (terribly) only once, contradicting the crawl saying she would sing twice
Movie ends with Chewbacca reminiscing with an awkward face over the events of Episode IV
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So... AMA about it I guess.
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Edited by BloodRaven52455: 12/6/2013 9:38:41 AMI just watched Episode 2 today and don't understand how people claim that it is the worst of the new trilogy. I really enjoy it. [spoiler]I'm watching the entire saga[/spoiler] Episode 1 is the worst of the new trilogy. Mostly because Lucas didn't look hard enough for a good child actor to play Anakin. Or any of the kids for that matter.
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ITS A TRAP!
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I watched it one year with my brother. [i]Never again...[/i]
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Why would you even watch that?
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*mutters to self, rocking back and forth in a corner* [i]It never happened It never happened It never happened It never happened...[/i]
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I haven't seen it. Perhaps this is a good thing.
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I'd never heard of it before.
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Ugh...
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Ahhh...the infamous Star Wars holiday special...ahahhahahahahahahahaha
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Where exactly did you acquire this? I have been trying to find it for like a year.
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George Lucas + large quantities of LSD + his own film crew = Star Wars Holiday Special.
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Shut up and die.
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Edited by BrenMan 94: 10/26/2013 3:41:23 AMOmg my sides!
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*best
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It on my list of things to watch
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I didnt last the first 10 minutes
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The movie is undeniably horrid, but Bea Arthur's part made it worth it alone.
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I've only heard tales of this infamous piece of filmography.
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I've never heard of this...
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We shall not speak of this again...
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Stop mentioning it, we are trying to move forward and pretend that it doesn't exist.
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lol the Christmas special.....Dark times...dark times....
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We do not talk about [i]that[/i].
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What is this that you speak of?