Really tired of your conservative neighbors giving you shit for your pro abortion lawn signs and burning crosses in your yard? Fear not! I have got the device for you! It's the fetus launcher 2.0 (improved from our first iteration!) With our patented design of combining a wood chipper (with the blades removed) and that thing that shoots tennis balls out that no one knows the name to, you get a device that is sure to get back at them hicks. It can also be a great party toy for you liberals! Fetuses aren't humans (not yet anyway) so that makes it OKAY! Order now and we'll throw in 3 free sticky slings (those sticky hand things but made to look and feel like an actual umbilical cord!) at no extra charge! For the fetuses just stop by at your local abortion clinic and ask for a to go bag which come in sizes of 5, 10, or even 25!!! Don't worry, they're usually reusable and shouldn't deteriorate for a while, just keep them out of range of your pets! Some of the things you can do include launching them into your neighbors pool, practicing your tennis or baseball swings, "storkin" that lil fetus into an unsuspecting open car window, or to just brag to all your republican neighbors how superior your morals are! All at a low time price of $99.99. HOLD YOUR -blam!-ING SHIT I'VE JUST BEEN TOLD THAT IF YOU ORDER IN THE NEXT 6 MINUTES AND 9 SECONDS, WE WILL DROP $30.30 OFF THAT!!! THAT'S $69.69 FOR WHAT WAS A $100 OFFER!!! THAT INCLUDES -ONE FETUS LAUNCHER (2.0) -THREE UMBILICAL CORDS FOR BEAMING BURGLARS WITH A FETUS LIKE DAVID VS GOLIATH -A RUSTY COAT HANGER SO YOU CAN PERFORM YOUR OWN ABORTIONS AT HOME ON THOSE COLLECTIONS OF CELLS IN YOUR WIFE'S WHO HA ORDER NOW! [spoiler]Pls don't hate me[/spoiler]