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Edited by Alphy : 1/14/2014 2:45:59 AM
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My grandma shot my GTA 5 after playing brother last night.

So I let her play the brother because it's really fun. Then I left the room and like any other responsible die hard gun owner I left my military grade assault weapon which has no hunting use loaded on the table in front of her. Because we all know the best gun safety is leaving a loaded weapon in an area where a old woman can pick it up. So she picked it up and went behind my GTA 5 who was sleeping and shot it in the head. Just in case I get my home invaded by Jackbooted Police Thugs I had the rifle cocked and the safety off for easier home defense. Right after the load bang I heard "N­igga! I just put a cap in your ass." I ran int the room and seen my GTA 5 head blown off. Then my grandma pointed the gun at me and ducked behind the couch. So I pulled out my RPG(I have that just in case the military invades) and blasted her with it. I lost my grandma and half of my house along with my Xbox and Brother of The Year 5.

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