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9/3/2013 5:26:48 AM
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How do Lois and Superman have sex?
It just seems to me that he would destroy anyone without a super durable physiology.
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5 RepliesI can't take your shitspam anymore. You're getting muted, and it's going to stay that way this time.
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3 RepliesEdited by Donkey_Hotay: 9/3/2013 5:39:21 AM[quote][b]Brodie[/b]: It's impossible. Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle his sperm? I guarantee he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back. What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child?[/quote][quote][b]T.S.[/b]: Sure, why not?[/quote][quote][b]Brodie[/b]: He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by Earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan, the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a Kryptonite condom, but that would kill him.[/quote]
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God only knows
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It's a damn comic book, they just do it cause they can.
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Super sex.
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In the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation.
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Mad skill
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You don't even want to know.
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defective kryptonite condom? should drain his powers enough so he won't be ripped in half
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Very carefully?
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If Lois does all the thrusting.. she should be fine.
