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8/23/2013 1:54:39 AM
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First time Sex advice
So, I'm a 16 year old virgin. Give me some tips for a hypothetical first time scenario. Please :)
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5 RepliesEdited by M37h3w3: 8/23/2013 2:05:14 AMCondoms. Don't -blam!-ing care what excuse you/he/she has. Wear one. Make them wear one. If they don't slap that chastity belt back on. When you put it on, pinch the tip, place it on the head and roll down to make sure it is snug with no air pockets. When removing, encircle the base to make sure that nothing spills and pull the tip. And make sure to lube. Going in dry can break them. Talk to your partner, ask them what feels good and what doesn't and obviously do what pleases them. Foreplay is big, if you don't think it is, go slide down a dry waterslide. Oral sex is great. Make sure to give and receive. Also: The ultimate goal of sex is to get you and your partner off at the same time. It's not a race and using oral to get your partner off after you've finished is a shitty consolation prize. If you're getting close to finishing but they aren't. Think about something else, change your rhythm to cool down.
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Be careful
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If you're gonna do anal, remember to use plenty of lubrication and make sure to use an enema kit first. Also you might wanna wear a condom but that's optional.
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Don't get nervous and de-chub.
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1 Replyunprotected sex, i promise u nothing will go wrong
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Those saying to use protection are wrong! Everyone knows you cant get pregnant your first time, just remember to have fun ;) [spoiler]ok i lied, you can get pregnant the first time >.<[/spoiler]
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When in doubt pull it out.
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Jack-off like 10 minutes prior. You will last WAY longer haha
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4 RepliesYou'll last at most 5 minutes your first time unless you're drunk. You'll build up stamina with the more sex you have.
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2 RepliesMy first time I was fifteen and he was also a virgin but we didn't have any trouble. It was like we've done it before. So trust me, it's not rocket science. Just put the condom on right, make sure there's a bit of foreplay to get her excited, maybe get condoms with the numbing lube if you're afraid you'll come too early, thrust nice and steady, (don't -blam!- her like a jackhammer) and make sure she climaxes. Anything else I didn't say is pretty much common sense.
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Make sure he wears a condom.
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5 RepliesWhen you have sex you need to do the Phantom move. Do you want me to tell what that is? Yes? Ok. Get your freak on with a banging hot chick, make sure she's on her hands and knees and can see out of the window (Make sure the curtains are open slightly for this to work). Whilst having shmecks, get a friend of your to take over for you; but try to make the transition from you to him unnoticeable. Quietly leave the room, get dressed and go outside. Once outside, climb up to your window, look into the window through the gap and wave to her. The look on her face; Priceless.
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Do the mortal kombat. This involves getting some friends round, then having sex with a girl. As she is approaching climax, shout mortal kombat as loud as possible. Your friends then shout finish her
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Go for a really long time do t give up I guess??
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Its your first time don't feel bad when you orgasm before her.
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2 RepliesMake Chewbacca sounds throughout the event, she will love it.
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3 RepliesWhen you're about to explode, raise your hands in the air and then yell out, "EVERYONE GIVE ME YOUR SPIRIT ENERGY"
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If you're worried about not lasting very long, tell the girl it's your first time, that way you can just laugh about it afterwards.
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3 RepliesI can refer you to one of my 500 pound friends to give you tips that they used which lead them to have "girlfriends".
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1 Reply>asks a videogame forum
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OP, if you need internet advice it's probably useless.
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Ok, you are going to have to wank it right before your first time. It relaxes you, makes you feel better/confident, and it will definitely increase your sex time when you are with that special person...unless you are the one taking...anywho, if you eat her out be sure to use your fingers and move your tongue in the alphabet. Make sure you trim your fingernails and pubes. Don't use too much lube because it could make you slip into her butt, that would kill the mood.
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7 RepliesIf you don't last an hour, do over 5 positions and make her call your name over and over again, you are a loser.
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1 ReplyDon't do it in a house. You'll get caught. I lost it at 1:30 AM on a golf course.
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7 RepliesWhen you do lose your virginity I better not see a -blam!-ing thread about it. You hear me OP? No I'm not jealous, I'll have sex with someone I'll actually care about.
