Hey guys, sorry but Yahoo answers and google haven't turned up anything. If you're squeamish when it comes to sexual health questions stop reading now.
I am unable to masturbate the 'proper' way. I'm not sure if my foreskin is too long or something, but I am unable to pull my foreskin far back enough to masturbate. The couple of times I've managed to do it it hurt. I cant masturbate when I have an erection, only when I am flacid. However even then it hurts to pull it too far back, so to masturbate I lie face down when I am flacid and rub. I'm 15 and I've been this way my whole life.
Is this abnormal? Does anyone else masturbate while flacid?
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I'm sorry op but I r afraed u has a severe case of.... [spoiler]. SUP3R D1CK C4NC3R. [/spoiler]
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That's some weird case of "Eternal Virginity" you have there. Hard to cure.
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*weird look*
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Simple solution, don't masturbate.
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Get your parents to take you to the doctor's. It may be embarrassing but it needs to be done.
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Do like any other man would do. Hit it until it works! ;D
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My god.... He's been 15 his whole life!
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You can stand and do a fap Or Lay foward And slap mr happy around
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Can't help you. I have no idea how an uncircumcised penis operates.
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I'm sorry OP, but you're gonna have to cut your penis off
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why would you want to anyway? it just turns into a disgusting addiction that most people become ashamed of anyway.
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Edited by poop monster: 7/27/2013 8:35:57 AMWell, on occasion, the friction between my willy and the inside of my trousers causes me to jizz, so yesno
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yes, you are abnormal
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Consult a doctor.
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And the Flood says circumcision is bad.
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Ask your mother.
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I call troll
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...or just don't masturbate. You don't have to do it. I'm 19 and have never masturbated once. It's no big deal.
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You fail hardcore. The fact that you had to ask a video game forum this just proves how sad your life is. Anyways, you're just too stupid realize that lotion works wonders when performing this filth.
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How great would it be if the Offtopic forum replaced Yahoo answers as the go-to source for unprofessional medical advice?
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[quote]I'm 15 and I've been this way [i]my whole life.[/i][/quote] LOOOL
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No one cares.
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I am LMFAOing at your life
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The foreskin thing is an actual medical condition. It is called phimosis. Basically, the opening in your skin is too small. This can be solved by a simple medical procedure.
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You clown.
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Lay face down and rub...... .......