After taking a small break from this very site, I've decided to spend some time with a few blokes down the street. Before I could even set foot on their property, I was forced to buy a few condiments for them to consume whilst we simply "hang out" together. Immediately, I sprinted down the opposing end of this street to fetch these sources of food and beverages at the local convenient store. After grabbing an armful of what seemed to be edible products to me, I rushed out of the store, paying the clerk there a measly two gold pieces before returning to the house. Upon arriving, I began to remove these products from the thin plastic sack which encased them, the first being this so called "Nutella". The humans all faced me, their jaws hung low as their eyes now remained locked on this dark container, a few of them nearly drooling (They were possibly filled with lust.). These young lads praised me for possessing this object. My brothers, it seems like I have started some sort of clan, me being the leader. With this item, I shall shift the views of many towards me, for I am the great Vien 'Quitonm!
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I have found [i]your[/i] species' weakness.