I [i]hate[/i] the beach.
"Come on Ian! Come swimming with us!"
Yeah, I'll get right on that as soon as I learn how to swim.
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We bear the same name... ...[i]BROTHER![/I]
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Brother! WAIT! What's your middle name....
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James. My last name will remain confidential.
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Ugh, my middle name is Cameron.
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So's mine! BROTHER!
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Edited by GKR: 5/13/2013 9:42:38 PM[quote]Ian James (Redacted) Ian Cameron (Redacted) [b]James Cameron[/b][/quote]
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With the two us combined, we can make good movies and stop crappy ones! Quick! We have to destroy the set for Avatar 2!
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LET'S DO THIS.
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Gaara I shall teach you to swim go find the nearest public pool and jump into the deepest end preferably 10 feet or more. Once your brain realizes you are -blam!-ed the swimming skill we be installed into your brain via instincts.
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Edited by Gaara444: 5/13/2013 5:31:58 PMYeah um, no. I don't have any intention of going near a pool. I hate deep water, and you'll never get me in one.
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One day I will gaara me and my tamed shark aka flipper the dolphin will travel to your unspeakable land, learn your ways, and then show you ours.
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I got by just fine this far without knowing how to swim, why do I need to know now?
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you ever seen the movie waterworld? Well it's boring as hell but it could happen one day.
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Never saw it, but I'll just let myself drown if I can't live on a boat.
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There will be boats, but swimming will be a necessary tool in the new world. Plus it's up to u and second class to re populate the world.
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Wh-wh-what?! Me....and SeconClass....Repopulate....That's like....like.... ....
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It's the only way.
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I....you....but that would mean we would....I.... ....
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Indeed. We must repopulate the human race...the natural way.
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I....I....I....I'm....a virgin.... ....
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Really? There's no shame in that, but I'm just surprised.
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Really? You're surprised that I'M a virgin? Most people expect that from me.
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I don't know, you seem like a pretty well-traveled dude. Is it a matter of choice?
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I've never dated. And I believe in no sex before marriage.
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