CNN: The Rick Perry Foundation of America made a surprising announcement last night as they decided that in order to kick start Rick Perry's 2016 campaign, they would reinforce America's stance on the could-be president.
Perry's IQ, a striking 144, was confirmed by the Intellectual Demonstration International Of Trinity on Monday. "We all knew he would blow it away," Chairman of the Rick Perry Foundation commented, "but this was just unexpected, unbelievable."
Rick Perry gave his thanks to God and credited his achievement to his prayers.
"There are three reasons I was blessed with this gift: God, Jesus, and umm... what's the third one?" Rick Perry continued, "And I believe that this is our first step to take back America from socialism and bring us back to what we were as a nation at the very beginning."
Alan Grayson, CNN, 11:45
lol'd. Not sure why you linked the CNN article, but w/e.
That said, he's been governor of the state for over a decade, and the state is doing well economically, even whist we're in a recession, so he must be doing something right.
Most people here would have shat their pants due to fear before even walking on stage at the GOP debate, but feel free to laugh at him being a bit forgetful and acting as if that's a sign of a lack of intelligence (it isn't).
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