*strokes beard of wisdom*
I remember the days when the first aswer to a question like this would have something to do with toast and an envelope or some sort of sexist joke refering to kitchens or sandwiches. What happened to those days...?
*looks off into the distance reminiscing to himself*
...What? Oh, I'm sorry, what were you asking?
Ah yes, well, I remember when women were won over by a man's valour and the girth of his....... muscles...
*reminisces again*
Oh... sorry... yes... well, erm have patience and bear with her. She might like you still or she could just be a flirty girl. Oh I've met a few of those in my time...
*gets lost in memories*
... Well, that's what I advise...
English
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*sidles up and has a shifty stroke of the beard*
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Get your own beard!
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I just want to have a sly rub of yours.
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Ok, I suppose... but try not to ruffle it...
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Just try to forget that I'm here, I don't like you watching me stroke your beard.