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1/23/2013 5:03:46 PM
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Smells like a coffee shop...

So I am currently waiting for an advanced law class required for my major. It is also, however, my first class in the Law Building. When you walk in you are on the third floor, but there are many nice, comfy chairs on the second level. Right outside my room, in fact- though class doesn't start for an hour. But I noticed something very quickly. You see, this building seems to have just one type of person so far, as I people watch... hipsters. As I type, there is not a single male in vision that does not have either a beanie hat or a scarf or really thick rimmed glasses. And not a one lacks a cup of coffee next to him. And you smell it too- the whole place smells like coffee and self assurance. It's getting to me right now, I'll admit. The smell is overpowering all other senses. As I type, my vision begins to blur and I have the urge to go to a Starbucks for the first time ever. This greatly upsets me. Though I suppose it might be largely because of how hungry I am and I really want a bagel... of which I smell plenty by the way. Have any of you ever gone to an area populated almost exclusively with one type of person? Who, where, and when? Was it horrible? Were your senses overpowered by the sheer number of them? I am curious what other areas these people gather in.

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  • Edited by Capiton Render: 1/23/2013 6:29:06 PM
    Just eat coffee beans raw, and you shall out hipster them without sacrificing your dignity or appearance. They will come to respect you for being so hip, to get your caffiene from beans and not brew, and they will make you their hipster king. And being that you are their king, they will all dress in the same manner, and not do stuff based on popularity but on personal interest. You may be able to solve the hipster plague burrito, just get it done mango.

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