Ninjas are lazy and would never give up their newfound freedom. Bungie.next is like if you were working ten hours a day shoveling horse shit and your boss suddenly said "Sup bro, your new job is to get lapdances from strippers all day." If someone came along and said "Hey, you were really good at shoveling that shit, you should do it again", you'd laugh in their face and tell them hell no and return to staring at the girl grinding in your lap.