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5/3/2011 7:32:48 AM
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Cortana's boobs

Could have been a lot bigger. Do you agree?

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  • I mean yeah, but she hit her hottest form in Halo 4. Dayum. Them lips tho. Dat ass tho. Dem titties tho.

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  • Yes

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  • ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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  • Wow you guys reported the OP. He was just having a little fun...

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  • I´ll admit I lol´d, but nothing more.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Count Blinkula [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] mojeda101 Could you imagine what an A.I would say as you stared at it then become aroused? [/quote] "This chest is not a natural formation..."[/quote] Oh god, I about died of laughter. Top shelf thinking!

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] BlackKnightKanos [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Count Blinkula What's her bra-size, anyway?[/quote] I think that's gonna be revealed in Halo 4...[/quote] I can't wait!!!

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  • You know, anyone with even the most basic of Googling skillZ can find more explicit "Cortana" ... er... media. Makes me wonder why there is the need to turn Cortana into a (s)ex symbol when it's already been done all over the web. :/

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  • I wouldn't have minded if they made them bigger.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Count Blinkula What's her bra-size, anyway?[/quote] I think that's gonna be revealed in Halo 4...

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  • What's her bra-size, anyway?

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  • She's got to put the index somewhere...

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philipnash19 [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] switch 104 sv [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philipnash19 she is based off doctor halsey so thats what her boobs were like.. not too big, not to small, just right[/quote] She doesn't look the way she does because Halsey's brain was used in her creation, she [i]chose[/i] that image. She could have picked to look like a duck-billed platypus if she felt like it.[/quote] She chose to look like doctor halsey from her memories of when the doctor was younger[/quote] not exactly, Halsey states in her journal that Cortana created her avatar from part of college-age Halsey, Miranda and parts of her own imagination.

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] switch 104 sv [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philipnash19 she is based off doctor halsey so thats what her boobs were like.. not too big, not to small, just right[/quote] She doesn't look the way she does because Halsey's brain was used in her creation, she [i]chose[/i] that image. She could have picked to look like a duck-billed platypus if she felt like it.[/quote] She chose to look like doctor halsey from her memories of when the doctor was younger

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] philipnash19 she is based off doctor halsey so thats what her boobs were like.. not too big, not to small, just right[/quote] She doesn't look the way she does because Halsey's brain was used in her creation, she [i]chose[/i] that image. She could have picked to look like a duck-billed platypus if she felt like it.

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  • she is based off doctor halsey so thats what her boobs were like.. not too big, not to small, just right [Edited on 05.03.2011 9:30 AM PDT]

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  • More than a handful is too much, she's not bad at all.

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  • AIs get to chose their avatar's appearance when they are "born". Cortana could have given herself DDs but she wanted to be taken seriously around the office.

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  • [quote]I think her tits should be more focused on as a story aspect. After all, why would an AI need boobs? Probably for some mysterious function, unknown to mankind.[/quote] Much like real life boobies. [Edited on 05.03.2011 7:15 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] TWAT Magnums [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.[/quote]"Hey, Chief, it's like a lottery. Press a button to make 'em stop. Let's see how lucky you really are!"[/quote]-blam!- lol'd

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] OfTheBloodguard Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.[/quote]"Hey, Chief, it's like a lottery. Press a button to make 'em stop. Let's see how lucky you really are!"

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  • Can she change her rack size at will? It'd be interesting to watch her keep growing and shrinking them.

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  • I wonder... Can one JTAG a Spartan? Change a float or two, and BOOM!

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  • I bet her boobs would have more power than the 7 Halos combined.

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  • just a couple of more 00111100010110 to her binary code should have made them bigger. [Edited on 05.03.2011 12:48 AM PDT]

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  • [quote][b]Posted by:[/b] Count Blinkula Could have been a lot bigger. Do you agree?[/quote]Bigger is better. [Edited on 05.03.2011 12:38 AM PDT]

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