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Edited by Crota bin Oryx:
6/9/2021 7:40:23 AM
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Destiny - The Movie (Pitch a plot, wrong answers only)
Pitch your (wrong) plots for a movie production of Destiny.
- Keep it clean (12A)
- Keep it short
I'll go first.
- 3 hours of Contacting Destiny Servers
- Director's Cut: 4 hours of Contacting Destiny Servers
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1 ReplyYou get dropped into the story halfway through, and the only way to fully understand what the hell is going on is if you read the first half online, but it’s a garbled mess of paragraphs that are all out of order
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See mountain, go there.
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A full length concert movie featuring Destiny's Child
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1 ReplyA mute person with a furry yellow chinchilla that lives in a backpack must travel around the solar system collecting materials.
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Architects, the documentary of nerfing fusions and Warlocks randomly
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3 Astronauts meet a big ball on Mars. The film follows the journey from Earth to Mars and ends just after they meet the big sphere. No Golden Age. No Darkness War. Nothing. Its cheap to make and a Netflix exclusive and it never gets a sequel.
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The dark are really the light and the real heros of destiny to stop the evil guardians
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Randomly a fruit or animal will pop up on the screen and force you to stop playing the movie
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A suicidal man looking for creative ways out of life
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1 ReplySo this magic golf ball gets stuck in the sand trap and brings a box of crayons to life to protect it from the golf cart driving alligators, but the crayons are racist and try to kill each other but the sexy vending machine lady gives everyone cool ranch doritos. Then every did thriller until the alligators got cancer and died.
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1 ReplyBanshee-44: The Musical A New Light arrives at Tower to gather bounties and quests to vanquish the Evil on the horizon... Banshee-44 looks the New Light up and down and sings, "Yeah, I know what you need but I'm not selling Charged with Light mods today." End scene with all actors Dancing like a Bollywood drama!
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Edited by Evilman520: 6/9/2021 9:13:05 AMA bunch of magical zombies destroy hordes of aliens and gods, while performing weird dances and producing strange holographic items as part of their antics. Then, they go to specific areas of the system to murder each other and squat on each others' faces while telling each other to adapt.
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2 RepliesMonty Python: Destiny.
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Destiny The Movie: Return Of The Light But it's just a 240p cell phone recording of the hours before the Traveler underwent the smoothening (repaired itself) from start to finish, then credits roll as soon as the flash hits you.
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1 ReplyEdited by Double07: 6/9/2021 1:04:20 AMThe protagonist discovers he is a reskin of the original protagonist. Later in the movie, he discovers he has been reissued a thousand times.
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Spend 2 hours battling wave after wave of minor enemies with BS mechanics. They climb the terrain and see the massive enemy before them. They run forward to initiate battle WEASLED. The end.
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20 minutes long Protagonist (guardian) has no lines 2 minutes of action 18 minutes of riding a space scooter.
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1 ReplyBuddy cop movie of Shaxx and Eris morn but plot twist Shaxx is actually a sentient Bear with a domestic substance abuse problem in the form of bright dust.
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Edited by YORKSHIRE76: 6/8/2021 11:46:14 PMThe bounty hunter Unable to collect bounties from app, cant go to tower due to covid travel restrictions..
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3 RepliesSharknado But instead of sharks in tornados it’s shotguns in the silence and squall whirlwind
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I will play it in reverse. It is about a group space pirates slowly losing their powers and returning lost loot they have stolen losing every battle they fight. Then, you get put to sleep in a scrapyard by an annoying floating robot thing that smells like gymjock sweat because he lived in your bacpack all this time.
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1 ReplyThe Destiny Movie A butchered plotline of the game where every possible moment a meme or reference is thrown in or waiting around a corner, from Humanity being attacked by the Garlic-flavored Doritos™️ to Gary stealing the Light to even Skolas the Kell of Orange Soda trying to download more Fallen warriors though the Vexwork and not knowing what a j.peg is. And yes, it’ll feature a cameo with SmoggyPluto. It’ll be so bad that people will flock by the hundreds of thousands just to see how bad it is that it’ll rake in piles of glimmer at the box office.
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Edited by Hesh: 6/9/2021 1:02:10 PM"Destiny: The Movie" A non-playable Guardian becomes self-aware to the shitshow game franchise he lives in and gathers together a ragtag team to rid their world of Bungo's grip by destroying the game from the inside. Throughout the movie, there are several key plot points and gags related to the plethora of screw-ups this shitshow has harbored and perpetuated (whether it be technical, writing-wise, etc.) to serve as a satirical critique that spells out that this entire franchise is basically a bad idea that got reeeeeally lucky! I think it'd make for a great picture! Heheheh!
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All I know is the that sequels will nerf the previous movie.
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boom your character wakes up in a car from a opium bake out hit and destiny it was all a dream
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1 ReplyDeep Stone Crypt: The Movie - hunting down a scarred, traumatised, disabled alien whom we have bullied for 6 years and killing him outside a medical facility.
