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3/9/2020 6:12:40 PM
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Enemies should explode after dying to peregrine greaves.
Just saying, a fat guy with a jet pack going mach 20 forcefully ejecting your skull off of your body like it was mortal kombat should make you explode.
Don't ask how that all correlates BECAUSE IT JUST DOES OK.
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5 RepliesWhat if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK SHIT IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED PEREGRINE GREAVES!!! PUT THESE SWEET-ASS LEGS ON YOUR TITAN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR POWERFUL KNEES. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU KNEE SOMEONE IN THE THROAT SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR LEGS ARE BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT GRAVITY AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET JUMPKICKS! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR KNEES ARE INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF CORPSES YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE PEREGRINE GREAVES INTO THE CRUCIBLE AND YOU WILL MASSACRE PEOPLE! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL KNEE BLADEDANCERS! DENIED! GET THAT BUTTERKNIFE THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL KNEE RADIANT WARLOCKS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL KNEE GOLDEN GUNSLINGERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL KNEE OTHER TITANS IN THEIR BUBBLES, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO DANCE PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND MURDERING THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY LEGS! IT IS YOUR BUBBLE NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE BUBBLE IS GONE BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT AIRBORNE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SHOTGUN BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU KNOCK A BLADEDANCER THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN CHOP UP YOUR TEAM! EVERY PAINFUL DEATH WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR LEG COLLIDES WITH A FIERY WARLOCK'S GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! PEREGRINE GREEAAAAAAAAAAVES!
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Waiting for the inevitable peregrine greaves shitpost
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There should be a new ornament for them with nukes strapped to the knees
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2 RepliesI really feel like PGs are busted right now. They dont feel right..
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Both peregrine greaves and shoulder charges in general need a buff in PvE. They don’t do enough damage for the risk you take.
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8 RepliesIt definitely needs a buff but not quite sure what it should get. Im not having people explode after a kill is the answer either.
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i just want enough oommpffff to knock the boss in escalation protocol off that final platform like he's done to me so many times. LOL
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3 RepliesI would totally run an exotic that made everyone you kill explode. Dragonfly is so weak anyway it wouldn't even be op.
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3 RepliesNo, we should be able to instantly yeet anything hit by peregrine greaves, even if they block. Show those Phalanxes who's boss.
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1 ReplyPeregrine grieves should .exe crash anybody who gets hit by them
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2 RepliesWe need Peregrine Greaves in Mortal Kombat.
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Ice breaker for the win. I miss those expolding enemies. Necro was fun too.
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5 RepliesThe peregrine greaves should allow you to wield the power of the architects
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The planet should explode
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3 RepliesIf you want enemies to explode when you punch them, there's an exotic for that.
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Into it
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2 Replies😂👍 big badda boom
