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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]:
1/9/2020 4:39:42 PM
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Lee Talks To You: I can't afford to upvote :(
I wish I could give you an upvote because you really do deserve it, so take this instead ⬆️. I’m sorry. I can’t afford an upvote. I can’t afford upvotes. I can’t afford food. Just yesterday I had to leave home to bury my starving son, Ivan. He got the easy way out, the rest weren’t so lucky. Oh God... I can hear the screams of a man outside our bunker. I can’t help him. None of us can.
We can only listen and hope he stepped on a landmine and won’t have to suffer no more. The paint on the walls is peeling off.. Our Herzegovinian flag, now filled with moths..
Food rations are short and the radiation seeping from under the faulty door is increasing by day.
Branimir and Karima have not returned from the hospital, I fear they never will. Is there even a hospital there anymore? Did it blow up along with the old university in that bombing? What day is it? I’ve lost track of time. Does time even have a meaning in this war riddled wasteland? Oh God, help me, I’m cold....
But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice, I wish I could give you an upvote, I really do, but take this instead! ⬆️
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1 ReplyIs this supposed to be a knockoff of Joe Pera Talks With You? Because this doesn’t even compare to that
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7 RepliesNot even satire. Just cringy fiction
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May I offer you an egg in these trying times?
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2 RepliesEdited by RheubenThePig: 1/10/2020 1:59:15 AMOnly the strong survive, brother. Show me your strength! [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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*spends your ⬆️ on frivolous things
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2 Replies*Looks at you from across the sheriff’s department.* “Are you ok?"
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300,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way.
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3 RepliesYou had a kid? Who's the mother?
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Ivan was weak. He could have just eaten the moths, but noooo, he didn’t wanna eat them because they looked weird. Kids these days are way too picky. [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyJust eat the spicy air.
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Edited by Speaker: 1/9/2020 6:13:10 PM[quote]But anyways I’m going off track. Very nice, I wish I could give you an upvote, I really do, but take this instead! ⬆️[/quote] [quote][b] [i][u]FINAL NOTICE[/u][/i] Dear Mr. _Lee The Sherriff_ We are sorry to hear that you have fallen on hard times, regardless we must insist that you are still liable for the remaining balance of your upvote loan, according to the contractual agreement that [i]you signed[/i] at the time of upvote disbursement, you are no longer eligible for upvote forbearance, deferral, or forgiveness, the reason for this decision was not easily reached and rest assured that our upvote loan professionals exhausted all options in attempting to assist you in your repayment The reasons for your rejection are listed below... -Upvoting too often -Missed payments -Stealing my socks -hugging me without permission -Eating the prized family garlic bread -Telling me you loved me when you didn't mean it -late payments -overdrafts -molasses embezzlement -Defaulting on your previous upvote Loans -all the weeb shit. We are required by law to report [i]all[/i] hard credit inquiries to the Bnet credit agencies and ratings bureaus, any change in credit score is the responsibility of the debtee. We ask you to please stop sending us letters asking for a loan, and pay for the upvotes you have already leased. If we do not hear from you within 30 days, we will assume that you do not agree with these terms and will begin legal proceedings to recoup the debt. Thank you and have a pleasant day! [i]SpeakeroftheDeep[/i] [u]Bank Manager- First Bank of Offtopic[/u] This letter is a communication from a Lender, attempting to collect a debt... please call 1-800-URF-UCKD for more information.[/quote][/b]
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Stand strong, brother. Stay strong for Herzegovina!
