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9/23/2019 4:20:59 PM
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This just hammers home the fact that our Guardian is a -blam!-ing beast with balls of steel
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[quote]This just hammers home the fact that our Guardian is a -blam!-ing beast with balls of steel[/quote] Wonder how big oryx’s balls are
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Non existent, they rotted off ten thousand years ago so now all he has is a pelvic bone
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Well, Oryx was originally female, so Oryx never had any to lose in the first place.
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But he did metamorphose into a male
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[quote]But he did metamorphose into a male[/quote] So that’s why mom has a penis.
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[quote]This just hammers home the fact that our Guardian is a -blam!-ing beast with balls of steel[/quote]Medieval furries? No thanks! 🐺
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Edited by apnp_apnu: 9/23/2019 9:55:58 PMHammers ha I see what you did there titan master race.
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You seemed to have missed the balls of steel part, we all know Titan's don't have balls
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[quote]You seemed to have missed the balls of steel part, we all know Titan's don't have balls[/quote] Oh yeah!? My titan's a femtitan, and her balls are bigger than mine!!!😵
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Well fair enough, I'd sooner jump off the tower before pissing off a femtitan
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[quote]Well fair enough, I'd sooner jump off the tower before pissing off a femtitan[/quote] Or a femlock... They have power beyond comprehension. You could [i]try[/i] jumping off the tower, but she'd likely just use her Jedi-sith-ish techniques to bring you right back for a void-infused b1tch-slap... She scares me!
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