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Edited by HollowedWayfarer:
2/1/2019 7:32:49 PM
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Why Titans, Lore wise, are horrible jerks
1).They wear really big shoulder pads. Because of this, they take up lots and lots of valuable walking space and even destroy doors. Do they not understand how expensive those are? There is also Titan-spreading. Titans wear shoulder pads so big that no one can sit on a couch with them.
2). They steal kills. Saint-14 is the worst offender. He killed thousands of Vex because he was selfish. Just think of his poor teammates trying to get a quest done? They got no progress when doing a Strike with him at all!
3). Everything they do gets someone killed. Zavala calls everyone to Titan: most people die. Sloan sends Fireteam into Archology: everyone dies. Titan pats Hunter in the back: Hunter explodes into thousands of pieces (actual lore btw... or is it?). Jolder has bomb: nearly everyone dies.
4). While Hunters are out in the wilds helping lost souls and uncovering list secrets and the Warlocks are studying the Light and finding new ways to enhance Guardian power, Titans just sit up on their walls, looking down on them like they’re better than everyone in the universe.
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[quote]1).They wear really big shoulder pads. Because of this, they take up lots and lots of valuable walking space and even destroy doors. Do they not understand how expensive those are? There is also Titan-spreading. Titans wear shoulder pads so big that no one can sit on a couch with them. 2). They steal kills. Saint-14 is the worst offender. He killed thousands of Vex because he was selfish. Just think of his poor teammates trying to get a quest done? They got no progress when doing a Strike with him at all! 3). Everything they do gets someone killed. Zavala calls everyone to Titan: most people die. Sloan sends Fireteam into Archology: everyone dies. Titan pats Hunter in the back: Hunter explodes into thousands of pieces (actual lore btw... or is it?). Jolder has bomb: nearly everyone dies. 4). While Hunters are out in the wilds helping lost souls and uncovering list secrets and the Warlocks are studying the Light and finding new ways to enhance Guardian power, Titans just sit up on their walls, looking down on them like they’re better than everyone in the universe.[/quote] Your just jealous of their hammers of sol and AMAZING fashion
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1 ReplyNor sure about those cross dressing Hunters and Warlocks. Thats why Titans have their backs to the wall. :0
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3. Yes a Titan once backslapped someone, granted a newborn Guardian, and killed him. His ghost brought him back. Alls well that ends well lol
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2 Replies[quote]2). Saint-14 is the worst offender. He killed thousands of Vex because he was selfish.[/quote] And by being ‘selfish’ he managed to Kill enough Vex to end a War
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1 ReplyIf you fly over the wall, the wall will get to you. -[i]a Titan[/i]
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4 RepliesSuper agree. -blam!- titans and their ugly pauldrons having shoulder charging asses.
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The 80s were a dark time for doors yet those who walk the void thrived
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12 RepliesYou see the thing is, I don't really care what you think, Hunter. I'm too busy being the wall.
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5 RepliesI can't hear you from up here, all the way on this wall, that we built, ourselves
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3 RepliesEdited by RiptheBlood: 2/1/2019 5:17:48 PMYou puny hunters with your dodging and your tethers and your health regen. Always playing advantageous and stealthily. You cowardly warlocks hiding behind rifts and using your intellect to outsmart your rivals by wearing them down. Us Titans run headfirst into the fray so appreciate your ruined doorways, our massive shoudlers allow us to kill enemies with a single punch. We look down upon you because we can. Us Titans ARE the wall, nothing can topple us. You fools lost us Twiglight Gap because there was too many Hunters, a crime Titans will never forgive as we sholder charge our teamates into bottomless pits again and again for being so puny. Hunters cant dodge us, we autoaim by a mile. Warlocks cant stop us, we are too stubborn to be manipulated. Titan Master Race
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3 RepliesThey call a nerf on a hunter helmet, then ask for a helmet with way better healing and shielding.
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2 Replies[quote]Why Titans, Lore wise, are horrible jerks[/quote] And here I thought it was because they believe the solution to everything is to headbutt it into submission, so they suffered from brain damage... ;)
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11 RepliesAnd then there was that time one of them got a little curious, strapped femurs to his gun, went a little crazy, pretend to be a Hunter, burned a town to the ground, perpetrated the biggest Guardian-on-Guardian massacre in recorded history, and ended up inspiring an edgelord cult.
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3 RepliesAs a Titan main, I approve of this.
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Zavara is also a pretentious hypocrite. He normally acts high and all，when we players go on a mission he always says no to our unconventional methods with NPCs like Ana and others. Moreover, when Cade died... Before he became a guardian he was a jerk as well, he chased Leon and Clair from a police station to a train station in the Raccon city.
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I blame the oversized shoulder pads. They're always a sign of those with big egos and small .....
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1 Reply5. Titans that turn evil become Hunters.
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1 ReplyEdited by Lahgtah: 2/2/2019 1:04:20 AMThe "virgin hunter" vs the [b][i][u]CHAD TITAN[/u][/i][/b].
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Really? Your gonna do this and skip rezyl azir? Literally the first guardian and founder of the last city. Eventually falls to the darkness becoming dredgen yor. The most evil guardian the lore has to offer.
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4 RepliesLet's not forget the worst Guardian to ever exist was a Titan, Dredgen Yor.
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2 RepliesTbh i liked the titan from the oem lore card Kinda reminds me of myself
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i'd like to point out the time a warlock lifted his finger and molecularly dissolved someone
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#DragonMasterRace
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Norm agrees... https://youtu.be/yrbZxtuUdsQ?t=285
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Titans are better.
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2 RepliesI dont see a hunter or warlock cozying up to the queen.
