I always thought to myself that I would [i]never[/i] do this, but I said [b]"-blam!- it, I'm [i]gonna[/i] do it.[/b]" I went over to my friends' house to [i]give[/i] her some money and [i]you[/i] are probably thinking [b]"This is going to be a boring ass story.[/b]", but I was just pissed I had to give the money [i]up[/i].
She even thought to herself that she was [i]never gonna[/i] do this, but I wanted to [i]let[/i] her have some fun too. [i]You[/i] are probably thinking "[b]This is gonna be some weird shit happening.[/b]" but calm [i]down[/i]. I [i]never[/i] wanted to give her all the fun. I was [i]gonna run[/i] a race with her, to see who was going to get there first. [i]Around[/i] the amusement park, we both saw some fun rides, good food to eat [i]and[/i] you know, etc. She was so intrigued, she almost tried to [i]desert[/i] me. I said "[b][i]You[/i] aren't leaving me behind, I want the fun too.[/b]"
I told her [b]"I [i]never[/i] rode this ride before."[/b] She was [i]gonna[/i] hop in, but she saw a chef [i]make[/i] some nice food. [i]You[/i] are wondering "[b]What kind of food is it?[/b]" She told me it reminded her of her grandmother's cooking, and that memory almost made her [i]cry[/i]. She thought she would [i]never[/i] see the day her grandmother was [i]gonna[/i] pass on, and have to [i]say goodbye[i].
I also told her that I [i]never[/i] smelled any food like that, and she was [i]gonna[/i] try some of it. We buy the food, take a bite out of it, and I [i]tell[/i] her [b]"This delicacy is so delicious"[/b] I was very honest, but she looked at me like I told her [i]a lie[/i]. We went on a few rides and a few hours later, we made that a day, [i]and[/i] we drive away. The hot delicacy made my tongue [i]hurt[/i] like hell, but it was still good. I dropped my friend off and told her [b]"I'll be seeing [i]you[/i] another time."[/b] And I drove home and went to sleep. [b][End][/b]
You're probably thinking that this was a long and weird story. Maybe, but it was just a time I went and hung out with a friend. [b][TL;DR][/b]
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1 ReplyI'm waiting for someone to figure it out
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[b]EDIT: I put the secret words in italics. Try to find them.[/b]
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1 ReplyO my God I just saw it [quote]so I guess that makes it 3[/quote]
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[b]EDIT: Haha, it seems majority of you don't seem to get it. I'll probably add some hints tomorrow.[/b]
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1 ReplyEverything in bold sounds like a sexual joke
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2 Replies... All I picked up was there was some riding and licking at an amusement park... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI’m pretty sure I see a Rickroll in there somewhere...
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1 ReplyI think he's saying he paid a girl for sex?
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Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
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John Cena!?!?!?!
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4 RepliesHave a bump [spoiler]No idea what your hidden words thing is though[/spoiler]
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[b]EDIT: [i]If you don't know, there are secret words in this story that make up a phrase.[/i][/b]
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2 RepliesI honestly can’t tell if this is just one massive dirty joke or not [spoiler]baited[/spoiler]
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Bump this to Trending.
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Bamptious get this trending.