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Nice apparently Reddit found a suggestive bit of lore saying Mara got bored and wished for some company to pass her time in the ascendant realm and Shaxx appeared... and he stayed a long time...
And the Helmet stayed on....
Giggity.
Edit: If any one makes fan art with Shaxx incinerating a book in his hand and a quote beneath him yelling "I can recite The Tempest by heart!" I ask that you put the art on Red Bubble so I can buy a shirt with this on it. Accept this Challenge.
Edit 2: Every comment below missed the chance at this joke so here it is. [spoiler] RIDE THE LIGHTNING![/spoiler]
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Lore tab from Mark of the Great Hunt, Destiny 2 Last Wish armor for your titan, a good read. The helmet stayed on... Shaxx is a Chad.
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Cayde-6: How's your sister Now it makes sense
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He’s a titan. Usually when they are confused they don’t say “where are we” they just panic slam. Mara got lucky.
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you used to call me on my space phone.
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Where is this located at in lore?
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Fingerblasts her. "You've been.... THUNDERSTRUCK!!"
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I can see it now... "WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CAN'T CONCENTRATE WHILE I'M YELLING?! RELAX!" Romance at its finest.
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Made this myself
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I did not have sexual relations with that woman............(coughs)
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Edited by iPatrikolby: 9/14/2018 9:58:21 PMOnce you go Shaxxx. You never go baxxx. Edit: Once you go Shaxx. You never go baxx.
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Aaaand why was this not included in the game? Wtf?!
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Shaxx during the deed. "This is amazing!! ", "I can't believe what I'm seeing!! ", "YESSSSSSS!!!!"
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Are you sure it wasn't a Looty Call? I will see myself out lol.
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I could have used a guardian like you during the battle for Mara's Gap.
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Of course the helmet stayed on. He was... Horny... The whole time. Giggidy.
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Is no one going to point out that shaxx was drinking coffee with his helmet on? >_>
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Edited by Roady71: 9/14/2018 6:42:30 PMShaxx: “Oh, I can’t wait to see what you’re going to do with that!”
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Edited by HollowedWayfarer: 9/18/2018 3:45:44 PMI like this very much, but imagine how much more of a burn Cayde’s final insult would’ve had if he were the one summoned to Mara Sov?
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We played control. She capped zone D.
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I'd hate to see what the kitty looks like after getting Shaxx's FoH
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Wait, wait, wait. Shaxx knew Mara was alive and didn’t tell anybody? Come on man, bro’s before hoes. What am I gunna tell Cayde?? Oh yeah... he’s dead. Thanks Obama.
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Can someone explain? I can’t see how it means they banged
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Is shaxx awoken?
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[i]One final push and victory shall be yours![/i]
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Shaxx ain't the only one who got her number ;)
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I like booty.