and I know exactly who did it deej Deej was feeling very satisfied with his hardcore trolling of the destiny community when he took his car for a drive. He had just finished locking another forum ninja in the basement of the bungie headquarters and wanted to get some fresh air. So, he grabbed his fedora and trench coat and hopped into his car he stole from bethesda. He “accidentally” knocked down the mailbox on his way out. A while later, after finishing his breakfast at taco bell, he walked outside to see [i]him[/i]. He saw Offtopic. It was 4:00 PM on a Wednesday Naturally, deej was intimidated by #Offtopic’s alpha male sexiness. A little too intimidated, to be truthful, because the next thing he did was shoot Offtopic in the back of the head. Offtopic died instantly. Deej was quick to hide the body in a safe place and bribe any witnesses with eververse products. He thought his secret would never get out, but he forgot one thing. Me. I saw all of it. Silly deej Now, ask anyone at bungie about this and they will tell you it was just a prank. But no no no. Hiroshima was a prank, this was not. Question them any further and they’ll give you naked photos of bungie employees if you promise to shut up. Now me, a cultured fellow, took the photos and shut up about it. But that was a long time ago, and I am over the pictures. That is why I am sharing this with you now Spread the word. We must avenge Offtopic.