Mysterious Figure : It’s not what you did Uldren that angers me, it’s who you did it to.
Uldren : Who? The blam-ing exo?
Mysterious Figure : “That “blam-ing exo”, was Cayde-6.
His friend was an associate of ours. We called him “The godslayer”.
Uldren : The godslayer?
Mysterious Figure : Well this guardian wasn’t just a godslayer, he would be the one who would be sent to kill a godslayer.
Uldren : oh.
Mysterious Figure: This guardian, is a man of focus. Commitment. And has great rng. Things you know very little about.
I once saw him kill a worm god on mars, with a spear. With a blam-ing spear.
* demonstrates on dreg *
Suddenly, he wanted a break. Fed up with the grind of course. So I gave him one last mission. A mission only he could’ve pulled of. The houses he destroyed that day formed what the Scorn is today.
And then Uldren, a few days after the DLC drops, you take his money and kill his friend Cayde-6.
Uldren : Listen okay I can make this right!
Mysterious Figure: Oh, and how will you do that?
Uldren : By finishing what I started.
Mysterious Figure: Did you hear a word I said!?
Uldren: Look man I can do this okay.
* Mysterious Figure hugs Uldren *
Mysterious Figure: The guardian will come for you. And you will do nothing because you can do nothing so get the -blam- out of my sight!
* fade to black *
Edit : thanks for making this post trending, the feedback is appreciated. In terms of the post being “long” I I put it there because it was longer than most forum posts. In hindsight, I probably should’ve left that out.
Edit 2 : I’m just removing the “long read” part. Don’t mind me.
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Go to sleep uldren or the boogie man will come
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John wick, that garbage movie you mean?
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Edited by blade329: 6/15/2018 2:57:00 PM" Well, the godslayer wasn't exactly 'The Boogeyman'. He was the one you sent to kill the -blam!-in' Boogeyman."
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Baba Yaga is coming for you.......
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Edited by markymarc309: 6/15/2018 2:52:43 PMThe mysterious figure needs to be Arach Jalaal so it can be voiced by the same guy at the beginning of John Wick 2.
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You have earned this Traffic Cones respect
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Commitment, focus, and great rng Best part 🤣
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Bravo! Bravo! :)
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I am not dead guys https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/246299533?sort=0&page=0
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Nice post. One word or advice though... All of my Guardians are female so maybe change that one line from "This guardian, is a man of focus." to one of these "This guardian is a being/person/warrior of focus."
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How come there’s only cringy and edgy forum dwellers
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Oh man after reading this I really can't wait to go all Boogyman on the blue Emo punk.
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I hope at Guardian Con, we have this interaction between Uldren and somebody.
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Perfect
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so -blam!-ing good.
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Cringe
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Awesome! I want to watch the movie now, and think of Cayde-6!
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Nice one Guardian. Well done.
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Long read? Dude one scroll and I was done.
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This would be excellent if pulled off correctly.
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You call that long? Oh how i pity your girlfriend
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Yes, stuff like this I just LOVE!
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Doesn’t matter when Cayde-7 shows up in the next overpriced DLC for sheep to buy. Cayde was cheesy and cringy AF
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but uldren wins.
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