Two fellas are having a pint when a man walks in wearing a beautiful suit
Wow look at him he must have a good job with a suit like that .
I wonder what he does?
Hold on says one man I’ll go an ask him ,
Hi sir I couldn’t help but notice your lovely suit ,me and my pal over there were wondering what job you have to do to wear a suit like that?
Well replied the man I’m a doctor of logic.
A doctor of logic ?what does that mean ?
Well sir have you got a goldfish?
Yes replies the fella
Do you keep it in a pond or a bowl?
I keep it in a pond
Well by that logic you must have a fairly large garden.
With a fairly large garden you must have a large house
Yes it’s 5 bedrooms
Well by that logic you must have a large family
Yes I have six children
Well by that logic you mustn’t masterbate too much
No no I don’t do that.
Well by my logic and your goldfish it’s told me a lot about you.
Well that’s marvellous thank you.
As he returns to his pal his pal eagerly asks go on tell me what does he do ?
He’s a doctor of logic,
A what a doctor of logic?
Yes
Well explain to me what he does.
Ok have you got a goldfish?
No
[spoiler]well you’re a wanker then[/spoiler]
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that guy is totally suited for that profession