Rule 34 states: "if it exists, there is porn of it".
However, nothing exists. If there is porn of nothing then by definition there is no porn of nothing. Rule 34 fails.
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[i]Before me, I saw an infinite abyss of nothingness and as I gazed into that Abyss...it winked. I suddenly felt myself falling slowly into it. The Abyss, let's call it Abby, caressed my skin with it's cold embrace. At first I felt pure ecstasy, then I felt nothing. THE nothing. I felt all the nothing of the infinite realm that was Abby before me, and it was magical. I fell for what felt like centuries, and after awhile time became meaningless. It became nothing to me. It became Abby. And as I pondered the beautiful futility of the everything and nothing that was Abby, a voice whispered in my mind, "I need about tree fidy."[/i] [spoiler]I haven't slept in two days, what am I even doing anymore[/spoiler]