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3/16/2018 11:44:58 PM
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Hypothetical Scenario #6
The person you would most likely want to date wants to kill you
If you already are dating pretend you aren’t
What do you do?
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I guess it would depend... Obviously I'm going to avoid someone who wants me dead, but is she actually going to be pursuing my death? Is she actually going to try to kill me?
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Let her know I know, provoke her, let her try and kill me, have a little fun and then put her out of her misery cuz I'm a goddamn sociopath.
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Not want to date her any longer Avoid her if possible
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when she is about to kill me say [spoiler]no u[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWear a shirt that says "if u kil me u r dubble guey"
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1 ReplyEdited by OldboyVicious: 3/18/2018 9:18:20 PMI'd choose death. . . . By ooga booga!
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Stay away from her. Kill or k.o. her in self-defence if necessary. Not a hard choice.
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Beat senseless then tie them down. Then I will talk some sense
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Edited by Saber-2: 3/18/2018 8:03:54 AMUNLEASH THE KRAKEN! Also and me and my friends after will do one thing.... [spoiler]DEUS VULT[/spoiler]
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Just say “better to let me suffer than end it now”
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<Well that's awkward. Great chance to get what I have to say out of the way though.>
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1 Reply[quote]The person you would most likely want to date wants to kill you If you already are dating pretend you aren’t What do you do?[/quote] Make them NOT want to kill me. Duh.
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Probably change who I want to date.
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Now if I wanted to date someone, which I don’t, and they wanted to kill me here’s what I’ll do. They want to kill me, but they don’t want to kill someone else. Create a alternate identity that this this date would love. I can’t literally change my face so I would need a mask or something. I guess while I’m at it I could be a vigilante and save the dates life, that always helps. But this is if I wanted a date, which I don’t [spoiler]i cast disguise self [/spoiler]
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2 Replies1. Set a trap 2. Tranq her from hiding spot 3. Tie her up in my basement 4. Woo the sh!t outta her
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3 RepliesI don’t think the person I’m dating would want to kill me. She’s too kind and gentle to do that. She also doesn’t like violence.
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1 ReplyMaroon her at a remote, abandoned ski resort with a whole lot of champagne and strawberries.
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4 RepliesRun, both of the top 2 grills are within 5 feet of me rn
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1 Replykill them back
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Okay then, find another person to date.
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Pull the trigger
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1 ReplyLet's see how well she kills with a .45 ACP buried in her brain
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1 ReplyI don’t think Betty White would want to kill anyone. So I’m good.
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1 ReplyTurn her hatred into passion
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Move on.
