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3/12/2018 12:02:58 PM
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Hypothetical Scenario #5
You are in your house when a man breaks in
He is special though, his name is Steve and he is omnipotent
He then says that you are guilty of jaywalking and you must die
What do you do?
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I tell him he is guilty of breaking and entering. Or I state the magic words that deflect his attempt of murder: [spoiler]No u[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyObviously I die. Jaywalking is the cardinal sin.
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1 ReplyFirst, I would argue his authority to decide if I should die. If that doesn't work, I will confound him with the fact that legally, he is both breaking and entering, and threatening my well being, both far worse in the eyes of justice. (I would know, Lawbringers represent!) if said trickery doesn't work, I will resort to hand to hand combat with what pleases the Blood God- a trusty Axe. [spoiler]Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Souls for the Soul Eater! Death for the Red King![/spoiler]
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Edited by Slain: 3/13/2018 6:58:23 PMI surrendered my guns to the government so I have to wait for them to help me.
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2 RepliesThat’s tricky. See cause he knows all of my responses already. And despite my sound argument he has decided I must die. While I’m trained in hand to hand combat, he would know all moves before I made them. I’d resist of course, but logically it’s impossible for me to win.
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Little did he know I am also omnipotent, and he is guilty of breaking and entering into an omnipotent person’s house.
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Smack myself in the face because what the fu[u][/u]ck kind of drugs have I been taking?
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I say no u
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Edited by Liam_the_Censor: 3/12/2018 7:46:51 PMNerf him into oblivion and tell him that his mum is triple gey
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2 RepliesSay "no u" and watch as he implodes from a paradoxical blackhole that has a radius of 500 miles before he finally dissapears into nothing.
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3 RepliesTell him that some guy 100 miles away us j walking right now, so he runs away to get him. Then I move out and begin a lifelong cat and mouse game
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4 RepliesIs he indestructible as well as omnipotent?
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3 RepliesArgue that he is guilty of trespassing and that according to his logic, he must also die, but before me because his crime is more severe.
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Befriend him with punch and pie.
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Shoot him. Nobody comes in my house, makes threats, and gets away with it.
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Typical of Steve to stop lurking just so he can ban someone. Then he goes back to lurking.
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What does special mean?
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7 RepliesI laugh because only God is omnipotent. I procede to force choke him and hold him up in the air as I desiccate him with my psychic powers. At the same I infiltrate his mind, making him experience thousands of years of being killed in thousands of ways. I then hydrate him, and then I release him, but with a creature of the void to haunt his dreams every night so that he never sleeps again.
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2 RepliesIf Steve is omnipotent then why did he have to go to you?
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Explain how he is guilty kg breaking and entering, so he must kill himself first
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Kill him, because if he is fully in the walls of my house, I can do anything I want. [spoiler][/spoiler] [spoiler]again?[/spoiler]
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If Steve is omnipotent, why did he have to break in?
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Commit Soduku and convince him to join
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Well if he is all-powerful, there isn't much to do other than just accept it. just finish up whatever I was doing and make a cup of coffee so I can just sit back and enjoy my last couple of minuets.
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1 ReplyAsk him the following question: [b]"If you're omnipotent, why don't you create a rock that you cannot lift yourself?" [/b]
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I kill Steve for breaking and entering with intent to kill. [spoiler]Break into my house looking for trouble will get you shot.[/spoiler]
