So for the past while, my clan and I often run nightfall together and while we do so I often come up with puns or bad dad jokes on the fly. Lately I've been posting one a day in our group chat. Figured I'd share a few.
Why is Devrim so popular with the ladies?
They heard every kiss begins with Kay.
Why is it a bad idea to put the Fallen in jail?
They always come with shanks.
What is another name for a Fallen Walker?
Paul...another name for a Fallen Walker is Paul.
How do the Hive install software?
They use a wizard.
Did you hear about the new men's underwear for royalty? The kind that cup your jewels in a pouch? They're called Lord Shaxx.
I found out that the dots on Hawthornes face are to hide an earlier skin condition she had...called Suraya-sis.
What did the guardians child say when she first met Banshee-44 and he tried handing her a gun?
Momma always said never to take a Strangers Rifle.
Why are Dregs so jealous of their captains?
They come more heavily armed.
What kind of damage do grenade launchers do?
Arc damage....think about it.
Anyways, it's all good harmless fun. Enjoy!
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